Texas to the Tundra: Four Months in an FJ62 with a dog, some bikes, and a fly rod.

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I have a gnawing obsession that draws me towards quiet, distant places with strange significance. And I have a brain that struggles to stay quiet, even when it’s seemingly occupied. I find respite and some sense of meaning spending hours pointing a truck nose between a yellow and a white line, or down narrow, overgrown double track that leads to even more overgrown dead ends. After a turbulent year, I decided it was time to cut ties and jump tracks in search of a fresh start. So, I quit my job, moved out of my house, and sold most of my non-essential/sentimental belongings. And then I embarked on a 4(ish) month road trip from Austin to the Arctic and back again, in my 1989 FJ62 Land Crusier with my dog, Hank, 3 fly rods, 2 cameras, 2 bikes, and 1 pair of jeans.

The first few days involved trying to cover familiar ground relatively quickly. I cruised up to my hometown of Fort Worth for an overnight, to drop off a few more odds and ends I couldn’t carry but didn’t want to sell, and to be within good striking distance of Amarillo the following day (cue George Strait). The subtle, flat beauty of the Texas panhandle appeared more enticing than ever before from behind the wheel of my first truck. Every random farm road and gravel path was something to explore, the stiff and warm cross breeze made me laugh as it tried to blow my truck clean off the road and utterly prevented me from reaching the 75 mph speed limit. I pulled into Amarillo in time to have homemade pizza and beers with a dear friend while our dogs ran off some P&V in the backyard. A preview of things to come on my journey, we sat at the dining table and talked and drank until I realized my alarm clock would chime less than six hours later. I was trying to cover more ground than normal, because I had family hanging out in Western Colorado and I wanted to spend a few days in the Rockies before kicking off the truly rugged and unknown trek that laid beyond the Colorado-Utah border.
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The next morning we woke up early and hit the road straight away. I stopped for coffee and a quick knockabout in Clayton, where I studied the map and noted lots of promising faint, dotted lines throughout the plains an hour or so down the road. I had no idea just how spectacular it would be to follow gravel ranch roads a dozen miles into the grasslands, and I was completely floored by the pronghorn antelope, prairie dogs, bald eagle(!), and coyote that I encountered while romping around the open range.
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I got a bit carried away observing the pronghorn, mingling with the cattle, and following every gravel road spur to its fizzled ending in some ranch’s back field. Eventually we made our way back to the lonesome highway and continued onward toward Raton, New Mexico, over the pass, and into Colorful Colorado.
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johntesi

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Colorado was four blurry days of mountain biking and trout fishing, a bit of off-roading and a few fun dinners with family and friends. Then, it was time to bid them goodbye and whirr down the west side of the Rockies towards Moab, Utah. Moab has long been one of my favorite places on the planet, even before I had a 4 wheel drive or as fervent a love for mountain biking as I do now. The geology and light and atmosphere there are one-of-a-kind on this planet, and my love only intensified as I got to explore it on two and four knobby tires in the fleeting cool-ish moments at sunrise and sunset. Even in mid-June, the thermometer was pushing 105 degrees every day we were there.
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I found desert bighorn sheep, tons of unmarked and buck wild trails, some world-class mountain biking along the slickrock and sand, and got to drive the legendary Potash Road and Shaffer Trail. The days were full of mind-blowing and unstructured adventure, and I finally felt the unease melting away and being replaced by the sense that I was truly doing it, out in the heart of the desert with Hank and the Land Cruiser and nothing else. For the next while, I would spend my days earnestly engaged with the tasks and sights before me and no hints of the previous year’s tumult would creep into my mind.
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We cruised across Utah with a quick overnight in Salt Lake City that included a bike ride and dinner/beers with a friend I hadn’t seen in nearly ten years, then on into California to meet one of my best friends at Lake Tahoe for 4th of July. I made sure to pause and fuel up in Lovelock, Nevada so I could gawk at the penitentiary where The Juice is locked up. What a place. A mishap (read about it on my website if you’re curious) set me back a few days between Moab and California, which meant less time for photos and stops and a bit of backtracking after Tahoe back down to LA before following the coast northward once more. What I will say is that Jeremiah and his team at Resurrection Land Cruisers are some profoundly special people, and in hindsight I’m almost grateful that I was forced to rely on their talent and abundant kindness for a few days so our paths could cross, our dogs could hang out, and we could break bread in Montrose, Colorado before I rolled westward once again.
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I spent a few days knocking around Los Angeles, since I used to live there and had at least a handful of people and places I missed. Still, I was quite anxious to head onward and back into the quieter places. I did have one good adventure in LA, a night of renegade cowboy camping on a beach in Malibu with friends new and old. My buddy Matt organized the whole thing, and it quickly evolved from a bonsai midnight bike ride to a drive up the coast, a stealth trek down to the beach, a sunrise wakeup call, and a long, meandering ride along PCH as the sun came up and the sleepy beachgoers vied for prime real estate. Matt and his girlfriend rode together while I rode with the other two gals who ended up on our harebrained endeavor and took turns falling in love with each of them a little at a time. Anybody who could meet at 10 PM, grab ice cream at 11, and sleep from midnight to 5 with nothing but sleeping bags and messy buns, only to hop on bikes and cruise until our eyes were watering from salty breeze and lack of sleep and coffee could steal a piece of my increasingly-lonely heart. It was a poignant and reinvigorating overnighter, which would serve to remind me how much possibility there is in this world. Still, there’s a gnawing sensation when I think about the fact that people like that exist but are so rarely in the same place at the same time as me. I guess that’s what travel is all about.
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Leaving LA, we followed the coast through Santa Barbara and on to SLO, Santa Cruz, San Francisco, and, finally, my favorite part of the state—the Lost Coast. I had great beers with some interesting people in Eureka, explored Redwoods National Park where I caught my first (but not even close to last) sign of bears on the trip, and drove some of the Lost Coast Trail. This region is wild in its contrasts and its geographic isolation. The way thousand-year-old trees meet the Pacific Ocean while elk roam in their shadows truly boggles the mind.
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From Humboldt County, we did a bit more nonsensical backtracking towards Sacramento and on to Grass Valley to pick up the rear bumper I ordered from 4x4 Labs a couple months prior. Once I had it installed, my ‘build’ would be just about complete and I would have no more strange time/place constraints from there onward. We wound down a circuitous mountain road and eventually a 100 Series with a mean looking front bumper appeared in my rearview. I knew I was headed to the right place, and sure enough it pulled in right behind me at the cozy warehouse tucked in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada. Luke hopped out and soon enough Hank and his dog, Enzo, were running all over the place while they wheeled my truck around back and prepped it for the install. I hung out and chatted with everyone and a few hours later, I was on my way toward Redding and then the sleepy interstate pit stop of Dunsmuir to overnight in a river side cabin and try my hand at California trout fishing. After a few hours of roll casting in shockingly hot morning sun, we packed up and headed toward Oregon, to meet up with a fellow IH8MUD member in Medford before making the real-time decision to head to Crater Lake before I entered Portland to stay with another old friend for a long weekend.

And boy, was I glad I did. Somehow, in all 5 years I spent on the west coast, I’d never seen Crater Lake. It managed to surpass every expectation I ever had and then some. Oftentimes, National Parks have this weird letdown feeling because of the tourists and hype and compartmentalized sections of ‘nature,’ but no such thing here. Hank and I hiked a ways up along the precipice and were just blown away by the scale and color and general surroundings that created the lake. Everyone there was quiet and reverential. It was one of those moments where you feel profoundly still and quiet, where cell service doesn’t quite reach you and everyone you pass nods in unspoken understanding.

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We picked up an inter-park hitchhiker and headed around to the other side of the rim before getting stuck in a flagger/pilot car construction zone. Missed the green by about ten seconds and ended up waiting nearly forty minutes to go again. The flag guy was great company and even better at telling stories. He loved Hank and made many wry jokes from beneath his moustache and leathery face, alternating reverence for canines and scorn for women. He spoke of putting his last dog down with a handgun and a handful of hot dogs, and of being spurned in love at least once in his seventy-plus very tough years. The hitchhiker, who introduced himself as “Gringo” and spoke in an implacable accent, was visibly uncomfortable from the man’s candor, which I thought passed the time wonderfully. We headed around the way once the pilot car arrived and he said, “Man, that guy really has some women issues huh?”

“Where are you from, Gringo?”

“I am from Washington, D.C. I just use my road name and my international English when I am out traveling.”

“I see.”

“And you’re hitchhiking around?”

“Well, no, but I was only coming into the park for the day so the entrance fee didn’t seem worth it. I just hitchhiked in and now I am trying to explore before I leave.”

I dropped him off at the trailhead he requested then headed onward towards Portland. I was going to be arriving rather late, and my friend had graciously offered her house only the night prior, so I huffed it down backroads and wound the Cruiser out as we pointed westward. I arrived just in time to go grab a wonderful, late dinner in the type of place that could only exist in Portland—a basement bar that served James Beard-level Japanese food while a DJ spun vinyl live. We fell into conversation as if it hadn’t been seven years since we lived in the same place; nowadays, our paths cross once every two or three years at most. I swilled a mezcal cocktail and let her fill me on how she fills her time, where the world is taking her and what parts of life are working and are lacking. “I’d like to do what you’re doing soon. Press the reset button. I really need that,” she sighed through a glass of wine. She looked pensively off to the corner of the Portlandia-quirky bar. I thought about how many people need it and how few do it, and I hurt a little bit for her. The rest of the weekend flew by, and by the end, I was eager to get out of the city and head towards Bend to do some fly fishing and mountain biking.

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johntesi

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In Bend, I met an old friend from Austin who had done what I am now working on doing and escaped the rapidly-growing, overly-hipsterfied urban life for a cabin in the woods in Oregon. He showed me his favorite mountain bike trails and demonstrated how wildly he’s improved since moving from Texas to Oregon. We visited Crux Fermentation Project, an Edenic brewery that was playing a Pandora station that sounded like my personal CD collection of good-timin’, boat ridin’, Land Cruisin’ country music and talked about the twists and turns that got us to the spot we were sitting. He left to have dinner with his girlfriend and Hank and I sat in the grass and made conversation with the folks beside us. The next day I went up into the mountains for what was by far my favorite fishing day of the whole trip—dozens of small and fiercely wild brook, cutthroat, and Oregon rainbow trout in the scenic and unspoiled Upper Deschutes River. While most folks chase the chance at a trophy down low, I had partly cloudy skies and a touch of drizzle and the entire river to myself up high. Netting so many deeply colored fish was a real treat, and letting Hank wander with little concern makes my heart feel full. A hummingbird landed on the brim of my hat, and I was just utterly smitten by my little slice of space and time. There’s little that one can ask for in moments like these.


That evening, we met a reader who had followed my journey from Petrolicious to Instagram and saw that I was in his neck of the woods. We hit the mountain bike trails then visited Deschutes Brewery for the type of conversation typically reserved for old friends. He’d moved from Jersey to Portland to Bend; a similar theme of the difference between haves, wants, and needs, and a search for contentment in a crazy world. It felt as if we couldn’t get the words out fast enough. It was a terrific meeting at a great spot, and it reminded me that there are important things left to write and people who still care to read them. One conversation like that is worth a dozen days without a paycheck and five revisions of a short article, and so much more.

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From Bend, we rolled northward through the enchanting high plains of Eastern Oregon and Washington, tracing old geological formations along the edge of volcanic mountains. I had an internet-friend in Spokane who was eager to host us for a day or two of mountain biking and Land Cruisers. What I didn’t expect was how naturally one night would turn to two, one friend would blossom into half a dozen, and how deeply enjoyable my time in Spokane would be. On the third day, I was sad to be leaving, but I had to head on toward Seattle and then the international border beyond it. But not before doing a bit of gratuitous wheelin’ in the Cruiser.

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Seattle marked another visit with one of my dearest friends, another gal I’d mostly lost touch with over the ensuing four years since we’d last lived east of LA together. It almost hurt how quickly things picked up where they left off. There were constantly fleeting acknowledgments of that fact, and of the fact that she’s way too far gone to hit the reset button. I met up with some MUD forum members who were absurdly generous with their time and resources to help get the truck back up to snuff after the beating I’d doled out on it thus far. I got beers with an old cycling buddy and his daughter and dwelled a little too much on the way so much time passes between when we speak to and see the people we care about, or how a decade can go by before you visit a city you remember enjoying. That gnawing pain also reaffirmed the value of prioritizing the latent dreams that swirl around inside of you, like driving an old truck to Alaska with a trusty dog by your side. It was fun to drink great coffee and laugh and have rosé at 4 PM on a Sunday with one of my favorite humans on planet earth, to play ping pong and watch the sun set at nearly 10 PM in Golden Gardens, but it was also time for us to move on, to return to the solitary and uninterrupted trajectory we were tracing northward.

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I stopped by Adventure Outfitters and very nearly bought a rooftop tent for the truck. It would make setting up camp so much easier and camping so much more appealing, and they had some gorgeous and matchy James Baroud models in-stock. I’d thoroughly researched them and was quite close to pulling the trigger, before self-doubt and self-backlash against the Instagram weekend warrior set and sticker shock all set in and convinced me it is better to truly rough it or just get a motel room. So, after sitting around and chatting with the wonderful folk and gawking at overland lifestyle porn IRL, I took a sticker and moved on with my day, and decided to head to Bellingham instead of going international just yet. There was lovely mountain biking and thick smoke from the fires and I had a looming work deadline that would be easier to knock out while still on AT&T, so I hung around for a couple of nights and hit the trails hard and the coffee shops harder.
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Finally, with no more excuses for work or play, we set out for the border, which was almost shockingly easy to cross. We were bound for Vancouver Island right away, to meet a long time reader and correspondent who lives in East Sooke. I arrived at the Tssawassen ferry terminal to be met with a three sailing (read: three hour) wait because it was, as I would learn, B.C. Day. A long weekend with warm weather. We settled in and enjoyed the strange, slightly foreign sensation of being in a new country a mere fifty-ish miles from where we woke up that morning.

It was a treat to meet him and his wife and for Hank to have a raucous and agreeable pup to play with for the long weekend. The island was buried under the same wildfire smoke as Bellingham, but it did little to stifle our convivial time catching up and touring the Island. The friend I stayed with had reached out after reading some of my writing because it struck a chord with him. He wanted to relay his own similar story: some thirty years ago, he was working hard, owned a house and a few cars, lived in the suburbs and commuted to downtown Toronto, when he woke up one day and realized he couldn’t carry on that way until the grave. He promptly sold everything but one car, quit his job, and drove out to Vancouver Island to start life anew with space and a new lease on life. And there we were, at the table on his patio, when he made one of my favorite remarks of my travels thus far. “You know, it just keeps flying by. Every day you life, a year becomes a smaller fraction of your life. It’s good to fill them to the brim.”
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We returned to the mainland with much less fanfare, spent a lonely and urban couple of nights outside of Vancouver buying groceries and studying maps, and then embarked northward, through wildfire detours and along untold hundreds of miles of solitary pavement, until we finally reached the start of the Cassiar Highway.
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It is absolutely impossible to convey the magnitude of British Columbia, of the few days’ driving required to simply reach the southern edge of the 543 mile Cassiar Highway, which then links up with the AlCan for the final few hundred miles towards the border crossing. We drove all day, every day, for over a week between Vancouver and Tok, Alaska. I topped off the gas tank at every crazy-infrequent stop, often paying the equivalent of 6 or 7 American dollars per gallon. Never has the old 3FE engine’s gas mileage hurt so badly. I fished and caught my first truly wild arctic grayling, hiked and off-roaded and started getting properly spooked by bears, and picked up First Nations hitchhikers with wild stories and wilder appetites for booze.
It’s so hard to know where to start with words about those miles, the way the smoke from the wildfires felt like a lid on a depressing boiling pot, the magic of a road bike ride in Whitehorse, or the utter terror of mountain biking alone in the Yukon. The road surface and frost heaves so large I actually caught air, the way I followed the same Ford Explorer for seven rainy hours and watched the couple in it befriend every lonesome, soggy person working the flag crew at a construction section. These are the small moments that could fill chapters of the book I hope/plan to write about life and this trip and the people that make the world go round. But I digress.

We had a wild few days in Whitehorse, which felt positively cosmopolitan after so many days slogging through the largest unchanging geological/climate zone that I’ve ever trekked through. Over a distance that could get me from Austin to San Francisco, we were surrounded by relentless, unending trees, lakes, mountains, and smoke. It is beautiful, but it is also humbling and exhausting. There are few variances large enough to snap the lonely and delirious from a trance. There is a daunting reality surrounding the few full-time citizens you do encounter, and a nervous exhilaration to studying the map from your campsite or café table anywhere north of Smithers, B.C.
 

johntesi

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And what to say of finally reaching Alaska? It is a silent and frigid border crossing, which is met with minimal fanfare. And once you cross the border, it is still many hours to Anchorage. We spent a wet and chilly night in Tok after an all-day drive from Whitehorse, then finished off the remaining six hours to Anchorage the next morning. Along the way, we finally sighted our first truly ‘Alaskan' vistas—snow-capped peaks and a giant glacier, which it turned out we were able to hike out onto.

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I spent a few days resupplying and catching my breath in Anchorage, making friends and even riding mountain bikes with another Austin friend who decided to leave the increasingly-bummer city life behind on a global sojourn of her own. From there, it was south onto the Kenai Peninsula for fishing and wild exploration by foot, truck, and boat, and then back north to Denali and now Fairbanks where I sit as I write this. If I enter my old home address in Austin, Google Maps says the most direct route is a tick under 4,000 miles and 65 hours of driving. And I rarely take the most direct route…

I will try to do Alaska more justice in writing later, so here are a ton of photos of our time here so far. Tomorrow, we head north on the Dalton Highway, to reach Prudhoe Bay and the Arctic Ocean on Sunday. That will officially mark the halfway point on our trip. Then it's time to head back to Texas.
The most emblematic photo of the entire trip:

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Puffin(!!!) in Resurrection Bay:
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Harbor Seals at Northwest Glacier:
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Chinook salmon struggling on the beach in Homer:
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One of only 12 paved miles on the 120 mile Denali Highway:
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Some shots from a truly wild bike ride through the heart of Denali National Park:
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The spot where Chris McCandless went “into the wild:”
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If you're curious about some of my previous shenanigans, check out the Petrolicious stories below:

Here's Why You Buy a Porsche 911 Sight Unseen and Leave on an Epic Road Trip

Charting Life's Ups and Downs with an FJ62 Land Cruiser and a Dog Named Hank


Here is the Flickr gallery which contains at least a handful of images I didn't embed in-line here.

Most importantly, I'd be honored if you check out my website. It features lots more photos, more frequent and more varied writing, and is where I share in-depth stories and will eventually be sharing updates about my book and any articles published externally.

www.johntesi.com

You can follow along in real-time on Instagram: @john_tesi and @hank_tesi

And send me an email or text any time: johntesiwrites@gmail.com & (817) 201-0088
 

johntesi

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An extremely brief update for now: I am posting from the absolute end of the road in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska!!!! This is as far as the Dalton Highway will take you; eventually it reaches a gate beyond which only those with business and security clearance can go, because big oil.
Tomorrow morning I'm taking the official/credential-ed tour and will put some portion, if not my whole body, in the Arctic Ocean.
Since yesterday afternoon, I covered all 414 miles of the Dalton Highway plus the extra 50ish to get to the start of the highway (ie: end of the pavement) from downtown Fairbanks. Last night, I saw the Northern Lights for the first time ever while staying at the kooky and delightful Coldfoot Camp in Coldfoot, AK. The clouds rolled in thick right after the lights started getting good, which meant pictures were tough—most turned out looking like the night sky was thick with clouds and bright green. It was a stellar show in person, though, clouds and all. It will likely be more of the same, but there's still a bit of late-sunset color on the horizon (11:00 PM local time) and I am fading fast after staying up til 3, rising around 7 after sharing a twin-size cot with Hank, and drinking whiskey out the bottle with three cute girls starting at 10 AM. It's a tough life, but somebody's gotta do it.
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AggieOE

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Oh man these are the posts I love to read and plan through. Your pictures make it look like a foreign land (besides the Canada part).

From Fort Worth myself, now living in Houston, I cannot wait to do the trek to Alaska. Soon... soon. lol
 

johntesi

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Dang, some forum updates are absurdly overdue. The Dalton Highway was so absurd and difficult to wrap my mind around that I'm still trying to write little overly-philosophical snippets for my website a month later. (See below)

Explanations

Peeing in the Arctic Circle

The Bearded Ones

The reality of where you are on Planet Earth is staggering enough, and the landscape itself is overwhelmingly, hauntingly beautiful. Try to imagine a drive you do that's four or five hundred miles. Then imagine it with zero civilization, 90% of it above the Arctic Circle, as fall collides head-on with winter. It is of a scale and latitude that I still struggle to convey, with unending hundreds of miles of tundra and mountains in every direction. I crossed over a dozen rivers, a few of which were nearly the size of the Mississippi. I saw muskoxen, grizzly bears, grayling, caribou, moose, and a handful of humans. I drove for the entirety of two days to cover just under 500 miles, and I stayed at one of the ‘camps' that runs at 99% occupancy year-round, with at least 99% of those occupants being oil field workers who are flown into Deadhorse from Anchorage, where they are free to go wherever they so choose during their two (or three) weeks off after their two or three weeks on. It is a wild, strictly corporate setting to see anywhere on earth, let alone at the end of one of the wildest ‘roads' fathomable. Deadhorse is a surreal place, where even the most optimistic and intrepid adventurer will run out of things to do within a couple of days. Things are much more enjoyable a few dozen miles south of the Arctic Ocean.

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Girls I met in Coldfoot who ended up pouring me coffee and whiskey, leading us on an ill-fated hike, then making gourmet grilled cheese on this glacial gravel bar outside of Wiseman:

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From Deadhorse, we hustled back to Fairbanks. I was excited to buy some new groceries and take a hot shower and get a couple nights' of good rest before plotting out and following the aforementioned week of stops. Of course, in typical fashion, that plan quickly went to all hell as soon as I drove the Top of the World Highway from Fairbanks to Dawson City, YT. That drive was another one for the books, over a hundred miles of gravel along the ridge of some rolling Alaskan mountains at peak fall foliage. It partially made me wish I had a lot more horsepower to do some serious tail-out hooning, but as usual, it was fun to just roll down the windows and cruise slowly and jump out whenever we were so inclined.

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We crossed the border at the hilarious two-room hut that is only open from 8-8 (or 9-9, depending on which time zone you're approaching from) that has to be one of the more remote road crossings into and out of the United States. About an hour later, we crossed the Yukon River via ferry (there is no bridge, which means during the slushy season between full-freeze and full-thaw, there are some weeks where the river is impassable) and were instantly embraced by the faint twinkle of Dawson. I parked on what seemed to be the main street and almost by accident walked into the bar that serves the toe shot, which meant that before dinner I did the famous ‘sourtoe' shot (yes, it is a real human toe, and I had mine served up in Jose Cuervo), met a cute bartender and a few rough old hippie dudes, drank too much, went to the locals only dive bar, agreed to do it all again the next night and play at an open pic despite not touching a guitar all year, and just like that my itinerary vanished into thin air.

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Dawson City is truly one of the coolest places I've ever been. It manages to live up to the “hype,” if that's even the right word for a nearly inaccessible town of 1,500 in the far reaches of the Yukon. It can wow the average tourist but it can also transfix the more curious traveler. It has an infectious energy that makes Whitehorse look sprawling, homogenous, and corporate (and I still freaking love Whitehorse). I ended up meeting some more interesting folk my first full morning in Dawson, which I spent praying for my hangover to relent while sipping coffee and writing outdoors with Hank. Two ladies wanted to pet him, which led to us chatting, which led to an invite to another bar, which led to another long night of the all-too-common semi-platonic longing that plagues the traveler. The group those two were a part of was big and varied, including a hilarious French Canadian dude, the type of huge gay best friend everyone wishes they had (who encourages everyone to do too many vodka shots and makes all the jokes you weren't going to make out loud), and a lady who was the type of pretty that's almost hard to make eye contact with. After the summer tourist season wound down, she was heading to North Carolina to finish her bush pilot certification. I got that tidbit sometime during the midnight cabaret at Diamond Tooth Gerties, a raucous casino/cabaret/saloon/bar that has been serving gold miners and derelicts since Dawson City had a population of 35,000 around 1899.

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The next day I departed with an equally fierce hangover and a slightly larger hole in my heart and headed towards Whitehorse, another favorite city of mine, where I would get waylaid even further.
 

unkamonkey

Explorer
Very nice report. You sort of sound like me in my younger days. Being a bit odd, I liked the picture of the dog taking a dump. Reality does come into play.
 

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