LOL... I can imagine. They have to come off some way, I know on the my Cherokee, the ends are held on with little wire pins that are hard to see. Unclip the wire, slide it out, and then the end can come off the ball.
Not sure what is on yours, but if you post a picture Im sure we can figure it out.
On another note, you should be able to remove the entire ball stud (with the end still on if necessary). Then, just get the correct sized ball stud and end. is that possible? Those pieces are fairly cheap.
~James