I came up with several titles for this post..."what not to do when crossing a border", "how your attitude can change the course of event", etc...
Basically, I just want to show how different your experience can be at the same exact border, withing a few minutes difference, and what you can do to make it easier (or more difficult).
Coming down from Mexico into Guatemala, there are basically 3 border crossings you can take near the Pacific Coast.
One is called La Mesilla. It is the most inland of all 3 and apparently the more relax if you read some trip reports.
To get to this one, you must take the junction before getting into Tapachula.
The 2 other ones are nearby Tapachula. One is very near the coast at Ciudad Hidalgo and the other one is about 20 km inland at Talisman.
We spent the night at Tapachula so backtracking to La Mesilla would have meant 2 hours detour.
We decided to go at Talisman after people suggested that it would be more quiet.
So here is where things get interesting. As a disclaimer, I should mention that my Spanish is pretty decent.
We showed up around 11:00 am. As soon as we got there, I could see that it was indeed very quiet.
Almost too quiet, we immediately got surrounded by "helpers" wanting to guide us through the process.
I will get back later to the subject of "helpers" as deciding whether to use one or not is almost like discussing religion - very controversial.
We drove past them and got to the actual gate, trying to find out the location of the Mexican office at which we could return our vehicule temporary permit of importation.
A well dressed custom agent in his late 20s, early 30s approached us and started explaining to me that the Banjercito office is not here, but about 40 minutes back on highway 200 before entering Tapachula.
He also kept explaining that if I was to come back to Mexico within the validity period of the permit (6 months in my case), I should just keep it and return it then.
I suspect that a lot of people are doing that, but since this truck is going down to South America I really needed to return the permit as I did not want to pay some fines or duties.
We were not too excited to the idea of going back but we did not have much choice either.
We turned around and started heading back until we reached the first military check point which I had seen on the way down.
As usual they asked us to pull over. Before they could even start asking questions or searching the car, I went on asking where was the aduana/Banjercito.
The soldier forget and started giving us directions and we were on our way in 2 minutes.
We eventually found the office which we had missed on the way down as it was dark again when we arrived to Tapachual the night before.
The office is actually at the Aduana check point just outside the Zona Libra. We now have the GPS waypoints for it.
We were both a bit surprised that noone had mentionned it in any of the reports we had read the night before.
In any case, about 30 minutes later we had our Cancellation notices for the bike and the truck. Here is a first thing to note - when we got into Guatemala, they actually asked for this cancellation permit.
So if indeed you would want to keep the permit until you come back, you would probably have to explain that properly to the officer in Guatemala or otherwise they will send you back to get it.
It is also interesting to mention that the officer there - who was very polite and professional - went on to explain to me that they prefer if you don't use the helpers.
We drove back to the border and finalize the Mexican side of the process - just returning the tourist cards and get our exit stamps.
The first and only question that the officer asked me was to suggest that had to pay a fee for the tourist card, as indicated on the wall.
I explained to him that I paid on arrival. He asked me for the receipts, which I had left in the car. So I went back, got them and we got our stamp.
Second note - keep all your receipts.
We then drove onto the Guatemalean side, which is where things become more hectic. Some of the same helpers were still around, insisting on getting the paperwork done for us.
At some point, you have to ask yourself, how do I want to spend my time here.
Stressing, waiting in line, running around in the heat, paying the exact price for everything - or - relaxing, buying a ice cream from the lady, talking with other travelers - and paying $5 for that luxury.
I choose the latter.
It is important to understand that I have done dozens of border crossing in my life, and I have done both.
Sometimes if I am bit more familiar with the place, or if I am short on change, or if I am with people who insists we must not use them, then I have not.
Sometimes I have used one to do absolutely everything.
Most time I do a combination of both.
So this younger guy was really meticulous, made sure to make a clear copy of everything, noted the plate number and VIN on the vehicules, etc.
When I could tell he was doing it right, just let him go.
That's when I saw this couple on 2 motorcycles. And that's when it became entertaining.
I always love to meet other overlanders and exchange stories.
So naturally I went over, introduce myself and started chatting. Very nice couple but seemed a bit tense about the crossing.
My first question to them was how much they had paid for the vehicle permit - 55 quetzales, which is about $6US. Great, now I have a reference point.
If they charge me more, I know something is wrong. If it's less, great.
Their first question to me was if I had to pay a departure fee from Mexico - 261 pesos, about $25. I said no, I explained that the custom guy asked me about and that I had to show my receipts.
They said that they had to. Apparently they never asked them for their receipt and just charged them the 261 pesos fee. No need to say that they weren't happy.
I suggested that you just go back and argue about, which the man eventually did.
In the meantime, we kept discussing and she started telling me that they hadn't returned the temporary permit.
She said that they got confusing instructions for the custom guy (which I suspect was the same one who talked to me).
Shaun and I explained that the process is now actually quite simple and that they have a good system by which they take an imprint of your credit card and keep track of everything.
We both said that we think there might be complications if they don't return it and that now that they have all the proper stamps, they could just drive back and return it, then cross again without stopping anywhere.
The woman then discussed how they hate Mexico, that they will just fight it with the credit card if needed.
I stopped talking about it there...
In the meantime, the man came back and announced that he got the money back from them after showing the receipts!
We keep ********-chatting for a little while as I was waiting for the Guatemalean officer to complete the necessary paperwork.
As some point, the man said something about "Never ever leave your passport to any of these guys, make sure you always have it with you - terrible things will happen".
That's when I thought to myself - "humm, I have not seen my passport for a while, I wonder who has it now"...
About 5 minutes later, they called me in for a signature and a final inspection of the vehicle.
The inspection actually never happened, because Shaun and I had taken a few minutes to chat and make friend with the inspector while the helpers were running around.
We said goodbye, give $5 to the 2 helpers and and hit the road - with all our papers in order, not stressed, not angry, excited to visit Guatemala and sad to leave Mexico.
I am not sure our motorcyclist friends were in the same state of mind.