Baja, Sept 2012: Malarrimo, Tortugas, and beyond....

YukonRob

Adventurer
Prolog
“Curiosity is the cure for boredom. There is no cure for curiosity.”
Dorothy Parker


Roughly half-way down its western coast, Baja thrusts a gigantic paw 75 miles westward into the Pacific Ocean. This appendage intercepts the southward flowing California Current and here, in an area called Malarrimo, can occasionally be found debris from across the world. Known as 'the junk yard of the Pacific' stories have been told of ship wrecks, glass fishing floats, even cars and airplanes, being found here – what undiscovered treasures might still await?

'The fewer men, the greater share of honor!”
Shakespeare, Henry V


Malarrimo – like a siren's call it beckoned for nearly 12 years. “Someday”, we said,” someday” but all too often “someday” never comes so I decided that in this – my 50th year – I would finally visit Malarrimo and see for myself. Mike committed to the trip as well and invitations were sent to our cadre of fellow explorers, pit crew, and Baja enthusiasts. The others made vain excuses such as 'work', 'I have to wash my hair' or 'birth of a first child', so that in the end it was just Mike and I.

Day One
If you plan for every contingency you have an event, not an adventure.
El Grande Quadrangular


Our plan – such as it was – was to spend the first day traveling to the vicinity of Malarrimo, explore the beach the next day and potentially the following day as well. Subsequently we would move west to Bahia Tortugas, Punta Eugenia, and then return north.

We crossed the border early Thursday morning and were sent to secondary inspection. It seems that I am always sent to secondary – it must be my ruffian-like good looks. After secondary...double-secret- secondary. Just in case the first guys missed something I suppose. Then south along the coast, just over an hour to Ensenada and a stop at the market for a few forgotten supplies.

We exchanged pleasantries with the attendant when we stopped for fuel in San Quintin. A gas stop in Mexico is like time traveling, returning to the past when an attendant pumped your gas for you. It allows a chance to practice ones Spanish language skills – their English will usually trump my Spanish. Often there will be a young boy at the station as well and he will climb onto the truck to clean windshield and windows and tip of a few pesos is customary for this service. Rather than count the number of liters the truck required we prefer to think of each gallon as opportunity for further adventure.

Continuing south we stopped at a small restaurant in El Rosario. Lobster burritos and red-coke: a $10.00 lunch in the U.S. costing barely half that. Finally entering the 'real Baja' we began to notice small ponds on the roadside and soon the landscape changed from the tans and browns familiar to summertime desert travel to verdant greens and lush chocolate colored soils. Frequent rains had caused a remarkable transformation; we even nicknamed one area the 'golf course'.

A 'short' 10 hours after crossing the border we stopped in the industrial town of Guerrero Negro for dinner at the famous Malarrimo Cafe. The cafe features artifacts that have been recovered from the beach. There were antique fishing floats, tails from target drone aircraft, oars, whale bones, vases and urns. Equipped with these 'visions of sugar plums' we continued our trek to our first camp of the night.

Our first camp was a generic area on the map somewhere near where we thought the road out to the beach should be. It was much easier to find on Google Earth than it was in dark! A spot was eventually selected, off the road and hidden (mostly) from the rare traffic, we settled in the for the night.
 

YukonRob

Adventurer
Day Two

“Gentleman in California now abed will call themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood cheap, whilst any speaks that walked with me upon Malarrimo Beach.”(Apologies to William Shakespeare)

Up with the sun for a quick breakfast before heading toward the beach on a winding track that follows a large arroyo. Though only 20 miles distant the beach took roughly two hours of travel to reach. Recent rains had eroded the trail in areas, but thanks to Mike's skill behind the wheel, and to my skill with the shovel, the road was rebuilt and traversed with little difficulty.

Malarrimo at last and the first artifact I discovered was.....a flip-flop. As was the second. And the third. There were literally dozens of flip flops to be found. Also plastic bottles. Lots of plastic bottles. And disposable lighters, lots of those too. We spent about 4 hours on the beach – seeing no other persons the entire time, but it seems the rumors that the beach is frequently 'combed' by the whale watching boats, or by locals, may be true. There wasn't much 'good stuff' to be found. A few odds and ends did manage to follow us home: I found a large piece of wood with Japanese characters stamped in it. Mike found a the rail from a clipper ship (OK, it's a strange piece of wood with holes in it, therefore it is a piece of a clipper ship). All together though, our loot was pretty uninspiring. We summed it up as follows 'it was about what we expected or feared, but not what we hoped.'

Well, with time on our hands we decided that we would venture further west to Bahia Tortugas, stop there for a few supplies, fuel the truck for further adventure and then camp somewhere between Tortugas and the extreme western point, Punta Eugenia. We retraced our route and returned to the main road leading to Tortugas. Much of this road is paved or in the apparently perpetual process of being paved. We arrived in Tortugas and made a quick tour of town (very little to see), stopped at the market and the gas station, and departed by a circuitous route toward our final destination – wherever that might be.

We worked our way westward but the few likely camp spots we found appeared to be fish camps and on the 'fishy' side, not a great places to sleep. We continued west and...we ran out of land and found ourselves in Punta Eugenia. Despite being smaller, and poorer, than Tortugas this place had a more welcoming feel. The people smiled and waved or nodded a greeting. We passed through town and made camp several miles distant on a north-facing promontory overlooking the crashing surf. Dinner was prepared (game hen, rice, fruit – a Baja tradition for me) and we watched the sun set over the distant island, Isla Natividad. Dinner consumed, toasts were offered, to the Maestro, to all absent friends, to Baja, to the brave fighter defense of Malta. We went to bed with the surf as our lullaby and the full moon our night light.
 

YukonRob

Adventurer
Day Three

“May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view.”
Edward Abbey


With the 'bucket list' items of Malarrimo and Punta Eugenia already in the bag, we examined the map to plot our further adventure. A lively discussion of alternatives carried us through our breakfast of bacon and eggs – prepared under the watchful eyes of a pair of seagulls. Having failed to include orange juice in the menu we resigned ourselves to having cerveza with breakfast, alas, we all have our crosses to bear.

Looking at the map, our eyes settled on Punta Abreojos, some 130 miles distant with the opportunity to traverse much of that off-road. Passing back through Eugenia and Tortugas we made our way along paved road to Bahia Asuncion, a small town on the south facing coast. The town was decorated with colorful banners strung across the road – perhaps some local festival or holiday, but it was quite charming. We continued southeast along a dirt road bordering the coast, seldom encountering any other travelers. We elected to make camp early in the day and selected a wide expanse of beach that we had entirely to ourselves. There was not a person in sight for miles and miles of white sand beach. Mike body surfed, I sat under a sun umbrella and read a book and dozed off with a tune in my head:

Knee deep in the water somewhere
got the blue sky, breeze, and it don't seem fair
the only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair


Dinner this night was a fine sauced chicken cutlet prepared by Chef Mike. Again, the proper toasts were observed and a somewhat disturbing fact regarding our supply status was observed. We had two days left, and only three cases of beer.
 

YukonRob

Adventurer
Day 4

“Then the Lord spoke to Job out of the storm, gird yourself like a man, I will question you, and you will answer me.” Job 38:1

Never let the sun catch you in bed. It's a personal motto of mine, made easy in Baja due to the intensity of the sunrise. After a breakfast of pancakes and sausage (perhaps the finest pancakes ever, we both agreed) we continued down the coast to Punta Abreojos. The town caters somewhat to a surfing crowd – but Mike's truck has the look of a Baja chaser (for good reason) and that 'look' is nearly universally met with a friendly wave. We stopped for gas and finalized our plan: back to the highway, San Ignacio for lunch and then...north, but to where? I suggested a 'quick' side-trip to San Francisco de la Sierra to see if we could visit the cave paintings, and if not, to at least see the spectacular canyons that so many books describe.

Onward to San Ignacio – we arrived in the square just about lunch time and selected one of the small stands for our mid-day meal. The matron served only 'Quesa Tacos', so, cheese tacos it was! We ordered one each, not being quite sure what to expect. When they arrived they contained not only cheese, but meat, sauce, and onion. We were happily surprised and in conversation discovered that a 'cheese taco' will contain these added ingredients, if you would like a taco that contains only cheese, then you order a Quesadilla. This is somewhat different than what is the norm in 'Alta' California.

We also had found ourselves lacking trash bags and charcoal. So we went to the general store in the square, and inquired for a 'bolsa por la basura'. The elderly owner pointed to one wall where we found trash bags – big garden sized trash bags being sold individually. Interesting, but reasonable – after all, how often do you really need a trash bag – most of a trash bag's 'life' is spent in its box. So why not – maybe selling them individually is a better way. We also needed charcoal – but that word didn't translate, but how could we miss it? Looking around we found it – a large bag of wood charcoal, or, en español 'carbón'. Makes sense and truth be told, it made a much nicer bed of coals than pressed and processed briquettes.

From San Ignacio we returned to the highway and followed the excellent road up toward San Francisco de la Sierra. We climbed into the mountains and began to see the scenery that has made the area famous. Here too there was road construction and once past the road construction there was no pavement at all, just a dirt road carved out of the side of the mountain with a drop of thousands of feet to the downhill side. We reached the top where one can visit the 'Cave of the Rat' and observe the cave paintings however this requires the retention of a local guide – the cave and trails being protected by fences and locked gates. Not wanting to commit to the time necessary for such an undertaking we decided to retrace our steps. Apparently this choice did not please the rain gods of the mountain, because almost immediately a huge thunderstorm overtook us. The narrow, dry road, became a narrow, wet road, water rushing down each side and in our imaginations eroding the hillside underneath us. Several minutes into the storm Mike remembered that the carbón was in the bed of the truck and getting soaked. I hopped out and grabbed it, a process that lasted perhaps 15 seconds, but one that resulted in a very thorough drenching! We stopped from time to time to observe the down pour and to witness the power of the storm – it is hard to beat a storm in the desert. The rain followed us all the way down the hill where we had to contend with a new challenge; goats. The thunderstorm had roused a large herd of goats and they had quite logically concluded that walking on the pavement was easier than walking in the mud. And walk they did – right in front of us. Neither car horn nor shouting would encourage them, finally Mike just inched past and through them. Crazy goats!

As we approached the main highway we noticed a strange atmospheric phenomenon. Was it ground hugging fog? Horizontal rain? No – getting closer it was dust and it turned out to be the leading edge of a gigantic dust storm. We passed through it and once in the clear we could see that it resembled a huge nimbus cloud hugging the ground and moving, by our estimation, at about 40 miles per hour. It looked like historic images of the dust bowl and was totally new and unique to our experiences. Several miles ahead of the cloud we found a group of motorcyclists heading south, toward the cloud. They had pulled to the side of the road and were looking at wall of brown and gray approaching them – 'what is it?!?' they asked and I do not think they would have been shocked if we said 'alien invasion': it was that ominous and nearly unbelievable. I hope they made it out alive. The curse of San Francisco de la Sierra was upon us, rain, lightning, goats, and dust: what more might Baja throw at us?

Speeding north, we slowly outdistanced the dust storm. Phew, that was close, but were we really safe? We sought refuge for the night in a natural cove of rock near the ghost town of Deseganso.
 
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YukonRob

Adventurer
Day 5

“Determine never to be idle..It is wonderful how much may done, if we are always doing.”
Thomas Jefferson


Up with the sun, gee, another full day in Baja with no real commitments. What to do today, what to do? Prudence dictated that we begin meandering north but what to do besides drive: hmmm, fossil beds at El Rosario...maybe. Visit various Missions on the way..meh, not feeling it. Try to 'bag' the El Volcan geyser? Ah ha! That's it! El Volcan – a cold-water carbonic geyser (the only geyser in Baja) near the abandoned quarry of El Marmol. We often camp at El Marmol and had on one previous occasion looked for the geyser but only from the cabs of our trucks. This time we would get out and hike, as we had realized the geyser is about a half-mile from the road. Arriving at El Marmol without incident, we just as quickly found the arroyo that is home to the geyser. The stream bed contained numerous small pools linked by small rivulets. Each of the pools contained hundreds of tadpoles, sorted by size it seemed – I suppose based on the available food within each pool. We quickly located a large onyx dome and the guide book indicated that the geyser was about 50 ' south. We canvased the area and found...nothing.

About that time I felt ”a certain need to take a walk with the shovel” and I suggested to Mike that he check 'up there'(pointing) for the geyser, while I was heading back to the truck and might return – if I survived. As I rounded the first bend I heard a loud 'yahooo!' and I knew Mike had found it. My 'business' with the shovel concluded, I returned to the truck to find Mike waiting. 'We have to go back' he said, 'it is bubbling!' (thereby matching the condition of my stomach at that moment).

We quickly made the very short return hike and as described, the El Volcan geyser was bubbling. It was cool and tasted like soda water. Don't ask us how we know. El Volcan 'erupts' sporadically about once a month. Sadly, it did not choose the 20 minutes we sat there watching it to do so. Hmm, sounds like a good reason for another Baja trip, a month-long one! We returned to the truck and continued our perambulation north. Tomorrow we would cross the border so any distance traveled today would save time tomorrow. We settled on eating at El Palomar in Santo Tomas and then camped west of town about half-way to the beach. After a golden sunset over the hills, Mike played 'Dark Side of the Moon' on the stereo as we reclined in our beds (not cots), and I was asleep by the end of side two
 

YukonRob

Adventurer
Day 6

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

Day 6, the last day. Today we bid farewell to Baja until November. Sigh. But – hey, NOW is the time to start planning our next adventure! Todos Santos? Yes! The far east side of Bahia Conception? Yes! Whales in San Ignacio Lagoon? Yes, yes, yes. So much Baja, so little time!

We arrived at the border and marveled at how fast the line was moving and discovered -too late to change – that we were in the 'redi' lane for people with electronic documents and other special privileges. Crap, the curse of San Francisco de la Sierra still haunts me! They will make us go all the way to the back of the regular line and there are only two regular gates open. We will be here for hours upon hours; a pox on you San Francisco de la Sierra! A pox on you, and your cave of the rat! A pox on your rain, a pox on your lightning, and on your goats and on your dust! Wait..what? Oh, we can go on through? Well...thank you Mr. Border Agent, I like you very much. Still, next time, I think I'd better pay to go see Cave of the Rat.
 

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