You know, I've been increasingly looking towards a 70's era 4 door V8 sedan with a 4 body trunk to use as a camping rig. Who needs all that macho tent business with a back seat that's wide enough for 2 people to lay down, side by side? Think about the possibilities!
* Man, I don't know about you, but instead of GPS to show me where I'm at I think I'm going to rely on the state installed signs that mark the roads.
* Instead of seat covers I'm breaking out the leather conditioner and buffing them babies up to a shine that'll make the exposed thighs of my girlfriend talk to me over each bump.
* Recovery gear? I don't need a drawer system for a six pack of Red Bull and bottles of Tylenol!
* Who would want to clutter the interior of this baby with a RAM mount and a laptop? I tell you what, the kind of ramming I have in mind doesn't require computer bits!
* Lots of people enjoy carrying around a spare house loaded up on their trailer. You know, so it doesn't have to go up on the roofrack, the aerodynamic efficiency adds back to your lost fuel consumption. Wait a minute. You mean I can leave that trailer at home, and drive a 440 big block and get better fuel mileage? Whaaat the ... *EPIPHANY* Smokey burnouts?! Dukes of Hazzard style drifting at a marvelous 3200 RPM and nearly 500 ft/lbs of torque! WOW!
* Oh, I know what you're saying. It's a sore topic for me, too. Sliders. Okay, fellas. I admit it that I was wrong. Every ExPo rig _ABSOLUTELY_ needs a Kobe beef kit to have on hand for when the going gets tough. I like mine with the sesame finish!
My chariot awaits - this is going to be fantastic. So long suckers, in your bouncy macho rides. I'm going to loop through downtown Oakland to pick up my Harem and we're headed straight for hot springs up in Mt. Shasta!
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