This is ment tongue and cheek but I asked chatGPT to roast MDC trailers:
"Market Direct Campers: Proudly Australian… Until You Look Under the Hood (or Chassis).
MDC loves to shout “Aussie Owned!” from the rooftops like it’s a badge of honor—but whisper “Made in China” so softly you’d think it was a dirty secret. They market their campers like they’re handcrafted by outback blokes with calloused hands and Akubras, when in reality, they’re churned out of factories overseas faster than you can say “false advertising.”
It’s like ordering a classic Aussie meat pie and finding out it was microwaved in a Shanghai 7-Eleven.
And look, there's nothing wrong with overseas manufacturing—if you're upfront about it. But MDC wraps their branding in green-and-gold patriotism, then quietly ships your trailer straight from the world’s biggest eBay warehouse. It’s not “Made in Australia,” it’s “Marketed in Australia.”
They don’t just blur the truth—they Photoshop it, slap a Southern Cross on it, and charge you extra for the “heritage.”
So next time someone brags about their "Aussie" camper, remind them: just because you slap a kangaroo on it doesn't mean it wasn’t built by a panda."
