I've been a lurker here on EP for a while, and found your write up through a link on Pirate4x4.
VERY entertaining read.
Thank you for sharing the story.
-Jeff
Our Jeep,
'91 Yj Rubicon Express 2.5", .5" RE lubable shackles, TJ flares, custom front and rear bumpers, with tire carrier, hi-jack carrier, jerry can holder, CB, CO2 and some other stuff.