Hello, this is InControl, how may I help you?
Yah, ah....well, it seems that this puddle was deeper than I thought, and um, well..... Does Land Rover Assistance still handle emergency tows?
Yes sir, it certainly does. Just one moment while I look up your location..... long pause..... Oh my! Sir, it does not appear that you are actually on a road, or even NEAR a road.