Not to mention that the 80 series Land Cruiser is the runt of the litter. Absolutely hideous truck.
Either you are missing something in your post to indicate sarcasm, you don't care for the FZJ80 looks, or you know nothing of the vehicle. There is a reason in the ROW they retain their resale higher than any other SUV.
Don't think he was talking about resale
Nor was I...the FZJ80 is consider one of the finest and most reliable SUVs ever made (perhaps second only to the UZJ100). Thus demand sets the resale price. Some may argue its esthetic, but few will argue against its record of off-road and overland performance. If esthetics is paramount in a vehicle, sure, go buy something English or Italian. Don't take me wrong, RRCs (and Series) are iconic trucks and I love their looks, just horridly unreliable--its one of the reasons I own a trailer...
Nor was I...the FZJ80 is consider one of the finest and most reliable SUVs ever made (perhaps second only to the UZJ100). Thus demand sets the resale price. Some may argue its esthetic, but few will argue against its record of off-road and overland performance. If esthetics is paramount in a vehicle, sure, go buy something English or Italian. Don't take me wrong, RRCs (and Series) are iconic trucks and I love their looks, just horridly unreliable--its one of the reasons I own a trailer...
I own both Toyotas and Land Rovers. My first car was a Land Rover 1967 Series 2 Wagon with a sliding safari top, which my dad bought new the year I was born. Great vehicle but definitely one that taught you how to fix things in the middle of a mud road with mosquitos biting your face. My 91 RR Hunter (with a manual 4 speed) was great when new but quickly started having stupid manufacturing-related issues. I loved that car but finally gave up trying to stay ahead of the issues and sold it after 2 years. My Disco 2 was absolute junk when I bought it new in 2000. So I quickly rebuilt it, along with a lot of warranty work (new transmission, wiring harness, leaking headlight housings, sagging rear door, and 4 very expensive but totally warranty-covered leaking or shattered heated windshields) and now it's rock solid. Of course, a lot of the vehicle is now made of OME / ARB parts but at least it is reliable. I do love driving the Disco, however, with the big ARB bumper and winch up front, the lockers, and the solid axles. Really drives like a truck should.
So, a mixed record at best for Land Rover.
Regarding Toyota, my 87 FJ60 has been a fantastic vehicle from new. It has never broken down on me and the only recurring issue has been with the choke cable binding. However, that issue has never stranded me. I've driven this thing from AK to Utah, South Carolina, Maine, Minnesota, etc multiple times. No mechanical issues. Zero. It is now 26 years old. My 94 4Runner - no real issues mechanically since new (replaced the RR Hunter). Had to replace the head gasket at 125k. The front hubs squeal something fierce at -40 F (have since new) but are fine when they warm up. Some rust along the glass on the tailgate. No other issues. 98 FJ100. Perfect for 272k miles, including many offroading trips to Utah, traveling the Alaska Highway, the Dalton and Dempster, Mexico, and Central America. Zero issues except I had to replace the key as I had worn it out.
Bottom line - I have never had a single issue resulting in a mechanical breakdown with one of my Toyotas. I would drive any of them from Cleveland to Alaska and back tomorrow with no fears. And the newest one is 15 years old. I absolutely cannot say the same thing about my Disco, although I love it just the same.
Now, you will notice that I do not have a Toyota newer than 1998. Although the new ones are nice (especially the FJ200) they seem a little too feature rich for me. And the interior plastic is a bit too much for me. Don't even get me started on wood trim in a Land Cruiser. I'll be sticking with my old trucks as long as possible.
I am just not bought into the fact they they are so uber reliable that they justify the insane prices.
There is no way I would have considered doing that trip with LR truck near 20 years old.
Sounds like your luck has been better than mine with Land Rover products. I love them (I also love my Land Cruiser) but haven't been well treated long term. That being said, I know how to rebuild most of the parts in a Series vehicle, weld frames, etc which I never would have learned without owning a Land Rover.
Toyota water pumps and timing belts are like brakes - normal service items. The head gasket was a known issue from new and was scheduled to be replaced at 125k. They don't leave you on the side of the road because you replace them on a known schedule. Toyotas are only expensive when you buy the vehicle (and I mean used, since LR products are expensive new). Long term, all the parts and service you don't have to pay for makes up the difference so you can get a cheap Disco or RR and spend money to fix it or a 4Runner or Land Cruiser and just drive it.
Land Rovers are great but you may need to keep a flat bed around to get them home after something critical (but never a normal service item) breaks. They are great to drive when they work but, unfortunately, in my experience as they age they are not reliable enough long term to take on long trips. Crazy, major assembly pieces coming apart while driving down the road is a big issue for me, especially when it may take weeks to get a replacement (unless I take a parts store worth of spares with me on my trip). My experience is that I could take my Disco just about anywhere when it was new. Past 75k it started to get a little dodgy. Now it's for local work only.
Just my experience. Your mileage may vary.
Crazy, major assembly pieces coming apart while driving down the road is a big issue for me . . .