So just to clarify; photoshopping that sign was your idea of a joke??
I don't know where to start. I came across your report while researching for a drive through there. My friend saw your handiwork and assuming it was real, I mean why would someone make that up? she immediately shot off a series of complaints to the relevant authorities.
I'll make sure to explain that it was just some ignorant knob's idea of a bit of fun.