Bugspray
Adventurer
I guess Chuck is selling his bike.....
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=10807072&cat=191&lpid=5
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=10807072&cat=191&lpid=5
Chuck Norris's Mtb
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SOAZ
Tim and Kelsey get lost..
I need to paint my bike red so all the blood doesn't show. :bike_rider:
dieselcruiserhead
16 Years on ExPo. Whoa!!
Worthy of posting here so it is preserved when the ad expires.. 
$600
Mountain Man's Bike for Sale
Salt Lake City, UT 84108 - May 17, 2010
Mountain Man's Bike for Sale
I am a mountain man. You are probably not a mountain man, but, you wish you were. This bike is your ticket to two things: 1- Mountains and 2- Being a man.
I ride this bike everyday. Not for fun or sport like the spandex boys, but to hunt and kill food. I know for a fact that this bike will jump over canyons, climb trees, kill bears, and forge rivers. The bike has ridden every part of the Wasatch from top to bottom. This bike won't break. It's half carbon fiber and half bad-***. Some guy told me this bike is a piece of history. I thought it was new this year, but I also thought it was still 1998. Apparently it is 2010 and time flies when you live in a cave.
The bike says K2 pro-flex 4000 on the side of it. I don't know what that means. It probably means it can kill an elephant. The bike is red, so the blood won't show on it. The tires are knobby so you can pedal straight up a cliff. It has shocks on the front and the back for when you jump off the cliff. The stuff on it all says “Shimano XT”. I'm pretty sure that is because it was cursed once by an indian medicine man named Shimano. The guy was a jack-***. He tried to steal some of my stuff so I bit off his left ear.
The bike has a chain that I use to kill rattle snakes sometimes. It also has a seat. I don't use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle. I also installed a shotgun holder on the bike that conveniently fits a water bottle.
If you have questions about the bike, don't bother calling me. If you don't understand how tough the bike is, I probably won't be able to help you.
If you want to buy the bike, then I will take american cash. I need to send some money to a very important man who emailed me from nigeria so I need the cash quick.
The Bike is a Man's L-XL. It is roughly a 20" frame. The geometry is such that it feels good to a wide range of riders from 5' 10" - 6' 2".
Specs:
Frame Construction-TIG-welded
Frame Tubing Material-7000 aluminum, double-butted
Fork Brand & Model-Rock Shock
Fork Material-Aluminum, linkage crown
Rear Shock-Risse Shock, 4.0" travel
Component Group=Shimano Deore XT
Brakeset-Shimano Deore XT V-Brake brakes, Shimano Deore XT levers
Shift Levers-Shimano Deore XT RapidFire SL
Front Derailleur-Shimano Deore LX top-swing, bottom-pull/clamp-on 31.8mm
Rear Derailleur-Shimano Deore XT SGS
Crankset-Shimano Deore LX, 22/32/42 teeth
Bottom Bracket-Shimano BB-UN72, 113mm spindle
BB Shell Width-73mm English
Rear Cogs-8-speed, 11 - 30 teeth
Seatpost-Titec PG, 27.2mm diameter
Saddle-WTB
Handlebar-Easton Monkey Bar
Handlebar Extensions
Handlebar Stem-Aluminum
Headset-1 1/8" A headset
$600
Mountain Man's Bike for Sale
Salt Lake City, UT 84108 - May 17, 2010
Mountain Man's Bike for Sale
I am a mountain man. You are probably not a mountain man, but, you wish you were. This bike is your ticket to two things: 1- Mountains and 2- Being a man.
I ride this bike everyday. Not for fun or sport like the spandex boys, but to hunt and kill food. I know for a fact that this bike will jump over canyons, climb trees, kill bears, and forge rivers. The bike has ridden every part of the Wasatch from top to bottom. This bike won't break. It's half carbon fiber and half bad-***. Some guy told me this bike is a piece of history. I thought it was new this year, but I also thought it was still 1998. Apparently it is 2010 and time flies when you live in a cave.
The bike says K2 pro-flex 4000 on the side of it. I don't know what that means. It probably means it can kill an elephant. The bike is red, so the blood won't show on it. The tires are knobby so you can pedal straight up a cliff. It has shocks on the front and the back for when you jump off the cliff. The stuff on it all says “Shimano XT”. I'm pretty sure that is because it was cursed once by an indian medicine man named Shimano. The guy was a jack-***. He tried to steal some of my stuff so I bit off his left ear.
The bike has a chain that I use to kill rattle snakes sometimes. It also has a seat. I don't use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle. I also installed a shotgun holder on the bike that conveniently fits a water bottle.
If you have questions about the bike, don't bother calling me. If you don't understand how tough the bike is, I probably won't be able to help you.
If you want to buy the bike, then I will take american cash. I need to send some money to a very important man who emailed me from nigeria so I need the cash quick.
The Bike is a Man's L-XL. It is roughly a 20" frame. The geometry is such that it feels good to a wide range of riders from 5' 10" - 6' 2".
Specs:
Frame Construction-TIG-welded
Frame Tubing Material-7000 aluminum, double-butted
Fork Brand & Model-Rock Shock
Fork Material-Aluminum, linkage crown
Rear Shock-Risse Shock, 4.0" travel
Component Group=Shimano Deore XT
Brakeset-Shimano Deore XT V-Brake brakes, Shimano Deore XT levers
Shift Levers-Shimano Deore XT RapidFire SL
Front Derailleur-Shimano Deore LX top-swing, bottom-pull/clamp-on 31.8mm
Rear Derailleur-Shimano Deore XT SGS
Crankset-Shimano Deore LX, 22/32/42 teeth
Bottom Bracket-Shimano BB-UN72, 113mm spindle
BB Shell Width-73mm English
Rear Cogs-8-speed, 11 - 30 teeth
Seatpost-Titec PG, 27.2mm diameter
Saddle-WTB
Handlebar-Easton Monkey Bar
Handlebar Extensions
Handlebar Stem-Aluminum
Headset-1 1/8" A headset
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Street Wolf
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Epic amounts of pure win.