There's a load of them around LA
It should be legal to commandeer these fine vehicles that are being kept as pavement princesses and pimpmobiles, and release them to folx like us who will give them the abuse that they require.
In fact, there was one at the LA Auto show. In between the luxury Merc sedans, with a bunch of folks in loafers and sportcoats trying it on for size.
Speaking of which, I kept wanting to ask SUV spokesdorks where the offroad/X/beater versions of their rides were. Say, a Touareg with rubber floor coverings and sport fabric seats, and a real rack. Even Toyota and Jeep are showing cushy carpeted crapmobiles.
They did have a couple of Adventuremobiles downstairs, at least.