When my son was in school, he invented his own after school "growing boy" ramen recipe. When I saw it I almost slapped him, but he said it was good. So I tried it. It was good.
cook two (yes TWO) bricks
drain the water
put in some oil (peanut, olive, butter...whatever)
dice up four (yes FOUR) hot dogs
half a can of beans (baked, black, pinto...whatever)
one spoonful (whatever size spoon is handy) of chili powder
couple of squirts of Tapatio
fry it for a while
share with a friend from school
afterward - pour the flavor packets on the dog's food - the dog likes that salty crap
There is also "The Italian Version" made with pepperoni (or any non-hotdog sausage really) and a bit of spaghetti sauce (but not too much, it's gotta be fried not watery).
Personally, I'm a fan of the ramen/tuna/frozen veggies soup, sometimes made with canned salmon instead of tuna.