Quite the linguist:
"This 9 passenger vehicle with Limited Safari top has more positive features than hangups. The detachable top allows full removal of the roof from windshield to rear gate. The fold down windshield screams Indian Jones, that's why it was the center piece of a Cambrian Halloween house this passed October. The 4 cylinder motor moves very cautiously but that speed isn't lost as the Explorer at the helm finds treacherous terrain ahead. The right hand driver experience is a genuine treat for Americans, lost in the mundane gridlock of commute.
Chains of responsibility and the quicksand that is city life brings this rough cut diamond to the bidding block. A hobbyist and traveler whose mission was to see this rough diamond, cut and polished into the center piece gem it deserves to be, is saddened that life is taking that opportunity and passing the torch to you.
Please call, text, or email with questions and offers. Due to the rarity the add will cycle as offer and negotiations continue. If the add is present, it's not too late to find yourself with one more tool to set forth on a daily adventure."