What size mountain bike are you looking for?
Medium size frame, 17"-18".
26", 27.5", or 29" wheel.
Standard or fatty (preferred).
Suspension
XC or freeride (I'm good with my Norco DH rig)
Newer technologies are preferred (Foes, Santa Cruz, Yeti, etc.), but once upon a time I had a Trek VRX...
Couldn't stand the way it looked. Just plain ugly aesthetics. But I loved the aggressive yet graceful way it rode. If I could get a hold of a good one with factory disc brakes, a modern drivetrain and suspension technology, I'd give 'er another go.
Extra double bonus points for one of these beaut's:
FOES MUTZ