8 1/2 Mo pregnant and stuck in Badlands (pics)

boknows

Adventurer
Well, I am new to the forum but I have really enjoyed it thus far and can’t believe I’ve not found until recently. I drove across country last year from Florida to Washington State for work and stopped along a few NPs along the way, in doing so I found some interesting quirks with my GPS. I used my Garmin Etrex Legend Cx loaded with North America City Navigator because my Garmin Nuvi 350 had recently been stolen (damn thieves). This story is from last year but figured it was worth telling.

We drove our 2006 T4R and in tow were my 97 Jeep TJ, my 8 ½ pregnant wife and 3 year old daughter. It was a full house to say the least and both vehicles were packed to the brim. We decided that it’s not often you get to drive across the country and so we might as well try and stop at a few National Parks along the way. We took the Northern route and decided to stop at the Badlands State Park, SD and Yellowstone, and a few others.

The Garmin Etrex worked efficiently, plotting concise routing along the way and I manipulated the routes using Map Source in the evenings if there was something we wanted to add along the way. Only when I missed the turn in big cities, unintentional or not (I like to tell myself and my wife that I am just testing the GPS for accuracy), did the Etrex get overloaded trying to process too much information.

Well, we finally got to the Badlands State Park and for those of you that have been there before; you know you can drive through the Park from North to South. Also the town of Wall is right there and what a cool drugstore they have…no kidding it’s like a theme park for travelers. The plan was to drive from I-90 South through the park and get on Highway 44 that ran West, Parallel to I-90 until we got to Rapid City where we would jump back onto I-90. Being that it was March the park had not officially opened but you could drive through nonetheless as we proceeded to do. By the time we had gotten through the park and about 5 miles onto SR44 my wife’s already small bladder was apparently being jumped on by my unborn son and she started giving me the look(need bathroom, food or whatever the hell else a pregnant women wants). So, being technologically savvy, I say Garmin give me the fastest way to Rapid City. To which it replies (not actually talking back but I am talking to the GPS) make a right turn on the upcoming road go back through the park 15 miles and onto I-90W. Then I get the countdown, 200m 100m and just as we are slowing down and getting closer I see a dirt two track road with a locked gate. I was actually more surprised than anything to see that not only was this was an actual road recorded on the GPS but that it would take me to Rapid City faster. …………….

Picture of Wall drug store, my T4R/Jeep setup, GPS telling me to make a right on 201 Ave and a pic of 201st Ave gate, this road looked abandoned for 50 years!
 

boknows

Adventurer
So we continue past 201st Ave and Garmin in its infinite wisdom recalculates another route for me in a mile. Before I get to the turn I start reformatting it’s search parameters by telling it to do shortest distance, fastest distance, you name it I tried it but every time I get the same thing, turn north onto donkey trail and you are on the road to success. When we finally get there, it’s the same thing except his time the gate is open, I look at my beautiful and round wife with an evil smile and she says “what the hell”. So off we go bouncing down this two track with the jeep in tow and all is great, weather is in the high 70’s and we are swerving to miss the thousands of prairie dog holes and cactus. While my wife is enamored by the prairie dogs scurrying in terror to get out of my way we cross a small hill and right in front of us is a herd of pronghorn deer running at about 40 MPH. I swear it was something out of National Geographic. :elkgrin: Now at this point I am fairly impressed that I had not only managed to find a shortcut, but get a little offroading in, see the local wildlife and impress upon the pregnant wife that this was all for her. Damn, I am genius and hero I am thinking. :victory:

This is where the story starts to turn on me……the little road starts to cross dried up creek beds and our 10mph progress is relegated to drive a 1/8 mile, come to an obstacle, scout the obstacle, then drive around it. All the time I am looking at my GPS and wondering when do we get to some hardball? Finally, we see the glint of a windshield driving south on what appears to be a road a mile out. So now my only focus is getting to the road ahead. Eventually, the two track trail fades away to wide open prairie grass and there are some areas that resemble salt flats, hard packed dirt all cracked up but hard enough to drive on so I decide to push on and fly instruments alone. I can see the promise road on the GPS and am trying to bee line it in that direction. Despite our best efforts it seems the Lord almighty is putting obstacles in front of us. Mazes of dried up creek beds, a few downed trees on the path of least resistance and mud holes. So we are forced to start driving parallel to the “road” over this prairie and I am thinking to myself, I could probably be fined some ridiculous amount of money for driving over endangered dirt or ruining the shrinking habitat of the prairie dog when I see what looks like an opening for a direct shot at the road. A dry lakebed, hard packed and cracked like we had just driven over. ………………

Here is a pic of two track dirt road before it turned in nothing but prairie, a pic of the dried flats, and a pic of me scouting a way around all the wadis, which proved to be very fruitless, if not entertaining for the wife.
 

boknows

Adventurer
I don’t think I need to tell you, I didn’t get 15 across that lake before I sank her in like an anchor. :oops: This is about the time it all hit me. I am 20 miles away from the nearest ranger station that is probably not manned because of budget cutbacks and the time of year. So I start thinking, crap,(actually I wasn’t using that kind of sugarcoated language) I may have to deliver a baby out here, live off prairie dogs for food, I could hike out in a day, but I have a 3 year old and a pregnant wife that couldn’t. My wife, way overconfident in my abilities, just looks at me and starts laughing, “you got us in now get us out”. I guess this is better than the alternative of telling me I am an incompetent moron.

Thankfully, I was towing my Jeep and not a trailer, which is funny because it has a sticker “Toyota Recovery Vehicle” on it and yet I used the Toyota to haul it all the way across country. Well we ended up pulling it out with little drama and without even awakening my daughter who slept through the entire adventure. This time, still convinced we could make it to the road and complete the planned diversion we drove separate and used the jeep as a scout vehicle and the yota as a trail in case one of the other got stuck. We ended up driving for a half and hour before I reached the road I was following on the GPS, or at least where the road should have been. No Hard ball! I will never know how close we ever came to that damn road before eventually turning around and driving out the same way we came in but we still tell that story and had a great time doing it.

Two days later, on the way to Yellowstone the GPS ended up being right and we didn’t listen to it because a highway sign said otherwise and the recent hiccup in the Badlands. Who was Garmin to argue with the good people of Wyoming on the fastest way to get to the park? Well, it wasn’t the fastest route promised but it sure as hell was scenic and they have a great turkey sandwich at some ski resort on 16 just before the town of Ten Sleep. Just goes to prove that it’s not always about the destination, more than often it's the trip along the way. Sorry to any of you that were looking for a live birth in the wilderness story, maybe next time sicko...:shakin:
 

Travelmore

Adventurer
Glad to hear this worked out for you. We did a similar trip when we moved to Oregon.

Garmin is notorious for this kind of directions we had many issues like this on the latest trip. Many with no sign of a road ever being there. The worst case of this that I have seen is the Kim family following Mapquest directions down a closed snow covered road in Southern Oregon. The wife and kids were saved by a massive Search and Rescue effort but Mr. Kim had set off on foot to find help and did not survive.
 

SAR_Squid79

Explorer
WALL DRUG!!! ...AWESOME!

Me and my wife stopped there on our last cross-country trip. We went to Yellowstone, Mount Rushmore, Devil's Tower, Sturgis, Deadwood. . . but we probably took more pictures at Wall Drug than all of those other places combined! That place is a trip.
 

boknows

Adventurer
SAR_Squid79 said:
WALL DRUG!!! ...AWESOME!

Me and my wife stopped there on our last cross-country trip. We went to Yellowstone, Mount Rushmore, Devil's Tower, Sturgis, Deadwood. . . but we probably took more pictures at Wall Drug than all of those other places combined! That place is a trip.


Again, anyone who has not been to Wall drug has got to go there someday, where else can you see a animatronic T-Rex, a wild west mock up town and shop for grocerys at the same time? Didn't make it to devil's tower but we did do Rushmore and Deadwood as well. Deadwood was suprisingly both the cheapest and nicest hotel we stayed in, but they got there moneys back from me at the blackjack table. I expected more to be honest with you from the town to be honest with you.
 

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