Brian dropped us off at the airport for our redeye flight, and we handed him the keys to our Cadillac for him to enjoy for the next few weeks:
Preston said he wanted another week in Alaska, Abby was excited to go on a plane, because this was going to be her first flight:
The first leg was from Anchorage to Phoenix which took a little over six hours. It was uneventful and we did our best to try to sleep. The flight was delayed a few minutes, but other than that was pretty good.
Arriving in Phoenix the kids and I said goodbye to Katie. She had to connect over to Columbus, Ohio for a work convention. She sells Tastefully Simple products, and goes every year to their big conference/show.
With the kids in tow we ran across the airport, as we only had a few minutes due to our delayed flight. We ended up getting free excercise for nothing, as our Phoenix/Detroit flight was delayed by a few minutes as well.
Boarding the plane I looked around and something looked off. The seats were brand new, but spaced about 5 inches closer to eachother than the average overly spacious coach class seats. But that was the only new thing. Everything else about the aircraft was old, very old. There were ashtrays everywhere, and most everything was cracked, worn, or broken.
Upon takeoff we watched the whole aisle of the plane flex, while listening to every joint and panel creak and groan in a harmony of stressfull complaints. This thing was ready for the scrapyard.
Once in the air the flight was smooth enough, so the kids enjoyed some rest:
We listened to the overly talkative, yet very depressed sounding pilot every few minutes on the PA system, tell us where we were, and what sights we could see if there were no clouds. I just wanted to yell "shut up and keep your eyes on the sky!"
Finally the flight attendant came around and asked what we wanted for breakfast. So I asked "What are the options?"
Rolling her eyes in disgust, she snottily replied "Sir, there is a menu in the seat pocket."
Pulling it out the kids and I looked at it, and I said "one breakfast sandwich please"
"We're out."
"OK, then I'll take two fruit and cheese plates for the kids."
"We're out."
"OK, then we'll take three of your big box lunch meals."
"We're out."
I just looked at her and said. "Then why don't you tell me what you DO have!"
"I have two snack trays and a bag of almonds, thats it."
Nothing like service with a smile!
Our landing in Detroit proved to be a unique experience. The antique craft bucked and swayed like crazy. Everyone in the plane looked ready to loose their lunch, and to our great luck, Abby did. She covered the seat in front of her, herself, and her new shoes. The poor thing!
I asked the same flight attendant for some towels, and she scoweled and tossed me a couple of dry paper towels, which were of no use. Fortunately a nice lady behind us had baby wipes, so I was able to get her cleaned up and into some fresh clothes.
Our flight ended up landing 45 minutes late as well, but we were glad to be home. My dad and brother picked us up, and after a quick stop for some groceries we got home about 8:00 PM. Exhausted, we got cleaned up quick and into bed, where we all slept in till 1:30 PM the next day.