Anybody need a first generation Cummins Dodge?

[lowenbrau]

Mine needs a new home.

In my typical fashion I will give the worst possible sales pitch.

The bad
1992 Dodge W250 ext cab 4x4
450,000km
The most gutless Cummins ever built (160HP 400ft lbs)
Rotary pump.
Getrag five speed
Dana 60 ft (needs kingpins)
Dana 70 rear
Rockers rotted out
Pass door caved in
Paint peeling everywhere.
Interior dirty, covered in dog hair, I spilled a large coffee on the tranny tunnel last week
Needs brakes,
Needs steering
Asking $4000 Now reduced to $3500

The good
Located in Calgary
The most gutless Cummins ever built (160HP 400ft lbs) Will probably outlast the moon.
The D-O-D-G-E letters fell off the grill.
Will include patch panels for rockers and cab corners
New tires two months ago.
Radio only plays country music
Daily driver, starts with one ancient battery at -25C without being plugged in.
Willing to negotiate on the $4000. Now reduced to $3500. Will likely drop the price $100 for each beer you buy me during the negotiation.
Prefer Aussie dollars, will also take Canadian and even US at par.

Drop a line to Lowenbrau at gmail for more details. ( like which pub to commence the negotiations in)

Fancy camera phone photo... http://gallery.2slow.ca/albums/Odd-rigs/wonder_dodge.sized.jpg

 

[That One Guy]

That has got to be the best sales pitch I have ever heard. I love it!

 

[Metcalf]

So your saying for 35 beers........

 

[lowenbrau]

So your saying for 35 beers........

Yeah, probably. You'll have to match me one for one, at the pub of my choice. It'll take a while so expect to pick up the tab for supper as well.:elkgrin:

 

[Metcalf]

hahahaha, that sounds fun even if I fail.

 

[Little Red]

sure, I will buy it from you for 35 beers, I will even buy you dinner too.

(wait 35 beers and dinner might not be such a good combination)

Edit: and then I can use the Cummins for my suburban!

 

[chilliwak]

Lowenbrau, you have an excellent sense of humor!:wings:

 

[pulltilbroke]

For 35 beers that would be worth the road trip.:smiley_drive:

From the pic the truck doesn't look too terrible. How much of a hassle would it be getting the truck to the lower 48?? My cousin is looking for a Stick 1stgen.

450,000 Canadian miles? How many American miles is that?:coffeedrink:

 

[DividingCreek]

270k

 

[lowenbrau]

Ughh. Better wait for a couple days before using 35 beers for the negotiation. I was out with my boss negotiating a raise last night. (it didn't go well).

Actually the kijiji ad has helped me to me all kinds of interesting people.

There is a guy coming over who wants to trade me guns for it but didn't feel safe talking about it over the phone.

I really would prefer to turn it into cash. Well, beer and cash... maybe a shotgun, beer and cash.. or a rifle... but mostly cash.