Actually Kelly, I'm still in the right on this, and although my answer was a bit brief, it was perfectly appropriate. You're aware that it would be a federal crime to do as you were questioning earlier. With you being a licensed ham, I'm surprised you're asking.
The answer is very simple...It cannot legally be done and therefore it should never physically be done. Additionally, in order to maintain the integrity of this forum, we as hams should never be irresponsibly suggesting it as being possible.
I built my first CW rig in 1976 and have been building and repairing equipment since. I understand what can and can't be done functionally with circuits. But, this is not the kind of information I'd share even with other licensed Amateurs.
I didn't want to "shoot the messenger" as you say (and I hope you don't feel that I have), so I answered in a short and simple fashion and the answer is still no.