Wow, I'm so glad everyone is enjoying this! I didn't mean to get off on an artistic rant, I need to get back to more product info. I wish I had known the weather was going to be so miserably cool. I would have picked up a roll of black & white film. Hopefully the rest of this will keep everyone's attention, so where were we? Oh yeah.....
Sir, may I see your license and registration please? - Making my way south towards Bear Lake and I stop in Soda Springs, ID for a fresh cup of coffee and new batteries for the camera at a convenience store. The rain had stopped and I was walking around the camper, looking it over in the parking lot and stretching my legs, doing my Ewan and Charley impression. I was leaning against the truck and eating the second half of my breakfast burrito when I noticed a local patrol car cruise by. A couple of minutes later he came through the parking lot and drove right by me. "He's checking out my cool new camper," I tell myself and I throw him a wave between bites. Shortly thereafter I'm back in the truck continuing south out of town when I notice the white cruiser behind me. It's a small town on a major holiday so I'm sure this is the same guy that cruised me a minute ago. I check my speed and seatbelt, all OK but he's still behind. Just about then he hits his lights and I start to slow down and pull over, wondering what I could have been doing.
Before I go much further let me give a little personal info first. During the week I'm a mild mannered sales professional with two kids who probably wouldn't draw a second glance on the street from most people. However, when I'm on a trip I sort of slip into my travelling alter ego. I get decked out in camo, beanies, shades and don't focus on hygene. I travel alone a lot and I prefer not to draw attention to myself. Kind of the same reason I like to keep the truck looking stock. Basically I'm going for the Bohemian~Redneck~OG~Rebel without soap~anti-social look. I think I pull it off well -
Let me also state that most of the guys in COD 4X4 that I roll with are cops or ex-cops. I have no problems with cops and I wouldn't want their job. A lot of them are good guys who are trying to make a difference in their communities and according to my friends some are on a power trip and just like to bust people's chops because they can. Whatever their deal is, I don't care, just leave me be, ya' know?
So I'm coming to a stop, realizing to an officer I may look like some dirtbag but knowing I haven't broken any laws. I pull out the license and insurance and he comes up to the passenger side of the truck. He explains that the reason he stopped me is that he ran my plates and they came up being registered to a red van. OK, so why was he running my plates? I wasn't speeding or weaving or running with faulty lights....? So I tell him to double check as these plates have been on this green truck for years. Clearly he's peeking around the cab and trying to get a look in the glovebox as I fish out my registration. Now I have nothing (much) to hide and I certainly don't want to be hard to get along with. I've had one speeding ticket in the last 12 years, so I'm not exactly public enemy #1. He states perhaps dispatch ran it as a car instead of a truck and he goes back to his car.
A few minutes later he comes back and realizing he's wasting our time, but before telling me that, he asks where I'm going, where I've been and a few other questions. Clearly he's fishing and hoping to spot something in the vehicle to justify his stopping me. As if I was stupid enough to have something I shouldn't or dumb enough not to hide it if I did! Finally his mic squawks to life that the plates are registered to a green Toyota and my name. He's all apologetic and encourages me to have a nice day and good trip. I return the sentiment and pull away trying to remind myself that this guy has a job to do and with out of state plates and looking a little scruffy, I probably look like the closest thing to a drug dealer that he's seen there in Mayberry. It's Easter and I'm going to forgive my fellow man. Even if the SOB did kill my buzz.........
****** Up next, actual product info with more interior pics. Really...... -