Between you three guys you pretty much read my mind on all counts! Yes rust is being dealt with right now, grindering each little spot and then dabbing por15 on those spots, will sand down and prime tomorrow. Underbody rust does exist in some areas, damn you mid westerners! But I'm a welder so I'm not super worried about that, although I think I rescued it just in time to avoid any serious damage.
Bedliner yes on rocker panel and I'm thinking of doing the walls, floor and outside ceiling in it as well for reasons of sound deadening, and grip. Paint is TBD but the eccentric side of me is dying to be let out, but the stealthy side of me loves the stealthy nature of a stock work van. I thought long and hard about the high roof, and in the end, despite being 6'5" myself, I decided the low van would suit better. Plus, this low mile example was a great price *low being subjective
Fuel filter: yep already did it. Went with napa brand made by wix. Unless anyone objects I'll leave the Mann and keep the 20$. It was easy(ish) to change and after two days I don't smell like diesel anymore.
Chains for sure, and a bubba rope and traction planks (mats?) made of GRP should suffice for now. I have a little portable winch that pulls pretty hard too. I don't have spot yet but I will usually be carrying alternate transpo in paramotor form, and I will make sure to carry a pen, to override the transmission if need be. We will also have kayaks on top so "hey honey the sprinter won't start, don't worry I'll yak down the river for help" :/. Merc disappoints in some of their engineering directions but the made up for it with this beautiful engine which is why you own a sprinter. I'm with you on the philosophy though. Coming from a very capable off road rig I realized that unless you're with friends, which for us many times we are not, if your fancy unbreakable toyota breaks or is stuck, you're kinda screwed. So, maybe ramping back a notch and just enjoying is best. A spot would still be very much in use for our life in our air sports so maybe soon we can pony up for one. I just hate monthly bills

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I've made some other crazy $hi! So I'm half tempted to design a pop top for it (low roof win)

