Human ?, Part Two (since the original got locked)

[JaSAn]

And the government will mandate flame retardant on TP that will eventually give you colon cancer.

 

[WOODY2]

And the government will mandate flame retardant on TP that will eventually give you colon cancer.

Please refrain from giving any more wacky ideas to our California legislators ok?

 

[TripLeader]

Should there be a law requiring toilet paper owners to carry insurance?

 

[AbleGuy]

Should there be a law requiring toilet paper owners to carry insurance?

And In Oregon, they’ll do that and then additionally pass a law requiring you to keep it securely locked up when not in immediate use!

 

[AbleGuy]

And the government will mandate flame retardant on TP that will eventually give you colon cancer.

 

[WOODY2]

And In Oregon, they’ll do that and then additionally pass a law requiring you to keep it securely locked up when not in immediate use!

Will it come with the mandatory attendant to dispense 10 portions or less?

 

[Todd780]

This is a crappy thread.....

 

[ITTOG]

This is a crappy thread.....

Both in text and pic.

 

[NoDak]

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

 

[MidnightCAmper]

Here in the great state of New Mexico, the forest service burned 290k acres they didn't use tp... but they did use the benefit of high winds.
Just saying..

Yeah. Floristas "delayed burning in March because there was snow on the ground." HUH? And before that in 2000 the National Park Service burned the Santa Clara Pueblo watershed on a red flag day. The US Army started a grassland fire at Ft. Carson in 2018. However - I've doused campfires left by campers who "didn't want to have to relight when they got back at suppertime." So we still need everyone to learn proper methods and help.

 

[JaSAn]

Or we could go back to the ancient Roman method:

 

[tacollie]

The US Army started a grassland fire at Ft. Carson in 2018.

The US Army starts a grass fire at Ft. Carson 4 times a year. First one this year was in February.

 

[ThundahBeagle]

... Shouldn't your title be "Human ?, Number Two"? ...

I "liked" this, then unliked it, just so I could "like" it twice

 

[ThundahBeagle]

This is a crappy thread.....





















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I believe that "ba-dum, tiss" is called...a RIMshot...

 

[Ozarker]

I believe that "ba-dum, tiss" is called...a RIMshot...

it's a flam and cymbal, a rim-shot is striking the rim of the head and the drum head at the same time, sometimes done by placing a drum stick on the head of the drum and the rim then striking that stick with another. ! You can ask Alexa.
I never burned TP, it goes down the toilet or gets buried or it gets mailed to elected officials for review.