Going to the Dark Side
Seems fitting that my 300th post be on this build thread. I'll be starting a new one to chronicle the build of a Hummer H3.
I can almost hear you, "heresy!" "Blasphemer!" but a lot has happened since the latest post on this thread last July - a lifetime ago. It's posted in the FS thread for the Monty the reason why I sold it, and I'll spare the details. Suffice it to say, we're still adventuring together.
I'm now without a garage, limiting my own wrenching and rattle-canning, and someone boosted my entire Craftsman mechanics set reducing me to scratch. In junior high I think we called this a do-over.
I hated selling the Montero, felt like truncating a part of me, and to make it worse, turns out it was more of a basket case than I realized, leaving its new owner some heavy duty mechanic's hours to bring it up to smog standards, of which we don't have any here in SoUtah. Damn. But there were some lessons learned with that platform, and while I looked in ernest to find another Gen III, or even a clean 2.5, there's that law about nostalgia that says you can never go back.
I thought I'd go the Jeep route: incredible aftermarket, proven platform, and huge user support systems. But, as we say in this area, you can't swing a gray-hair around without hitting one, the ubiquitous general purpose vehicle. Ditto the FJ.
I've made fun of Hummers since the H2 hit the market, and when the H3 came along I blew it off as GM's incarnation of Hummer culture on a Colorado platform. As I dug in and did the research I found out that wasn't such a bad thing. The biggest complaint is it's standard powerplant, an inline five that feels more Massey-Ferguson than GM Vortec. But even with one less cylinder it produces 242 hp and 242 lbf·ft versus Mitsubishi's 3.5 at 217 hp and 220 PS. And while the Montero gave drivers and passengers an unparalleled view of the planet, the little Hummer feels like a deuced coupe, though an FJ is even harder to see out of. I wonder if the H3's driving position wouldn't feel so low had I not been conditioned by the excellent ergonomics and position in the Gen III. However, the H3 holds it's own in performance and ability in all the ways I'm going to be using it.
That said and all foibles considered, I've secretly wanted an H3 since they came out in 2005 and with its limited run and termination in 2010, the market hasn't quite figured out what to do with it. Last weekend I came across my favorite color, slate blue metallic, here in my home town and I drove it home.
So, before too long I'll be starting a new build thread under the
Domestic: Full Size and Other category, though it will undoubtably be more conservative than the Monty without the space and the tools I took for granted before. The best upside is we'll be back out on the Parashant, The Grand Staircase, the PCH, and roads and trails in between.
Hope to see you out there, just not all at the same time.