Jeep JKU “Stealth” build – what to do first?

SlowLayne

New member
I am the proud owner of my first Jeep, a bone stock 2011 Natural Green JKU Sahara.

Go ahead, laugh. Get it out of your system.

She was specifically bought to do two things; haul the dogs to the beach and get the groceries (to fully understand how pathetic that is, she replaced a Volvo Cross-Country wagon. Before that was a series of Explorers. I’m so ashamed).

We were in to the “actually going to RV shows” phase of our lives, planning the National Park tours with Fred and Ethyl and a few hundred thousand of our closest freinds . The Jeep could double as seaworthy lifeboat for our RV ”adventure.” (Again, ashamed).

That was a year ago. Unfortunately I found this forum. Now the bug has bit.

I haven’t been camping since Boy Scouts (circa 1974) but suddenly want to camp on the rim of the Grand Canyon, get chased by grizzly bears, and wander the wilds of the Outback. Since none of that is going to happen soon, I’ll settle for bouncing around the Ocala National Forest or exploring side roads off the Blue Ridge Parkway.
We want to start out with a little gravel-roading to off the beaten track places – nothing that will require satellite phones or mobilizing the National Guard, but still places that we’re not overrun by tourists and feel like we’ve actually accomplished something.

So here’s the question – what mods should come first?

And here’s the complication – it has to be a “stealth” build – as much as possible it has to look like a bone-stock 2011 JK Sahara – Natural Green. It has to drive like its on the way to Publix.

The main reason is that for the next 15 or so payments I only get custody on weekends (after that all bets are off).

Also, she can’t have any lift at all. Since we live in la Florida the top comes off at Labor Day and doesn’t go back on until Memorial Day. She gets to sleep inside during the winter but won’t clear the garage door with either a hard or soft top – only fits topless or with a safari top. (Serious. ½” inch of clearance with no top. Aired down to 15). I’m even worried that changing her shoes will keep her outside.

We just ordered a cool trailer kit that we can eventually beef up into a full blown expedition trailer. (designed by forum member jscherb http://www.expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/68035-Bolt-together-fiberglass-Jeep-tub-trailer-kit . I’ll do a build thread for it when it comes in and ask stupid questions there as well).

So factoring all that – 90% daily driver, some forest roads & sandy beaches, light trailer, no lift, still making payments - what do I need to do to her to get her ready for some easy – moderate adventuring?

Here’s what’s been done so far:
1. Two mismatched Rescue Dogs salvaged from Jax Animal Control;
a. Mk III Ocklawaha Swamp Husky​
b. Mk IV Southern Pit Beagle​
2. Rugged Ridge Locking Gas Cap (I put it on myself)!
3. Bestop Safari Top.
4. Old fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink.
5. Shovel mounted to the tailgate (This was a serious first step since it involved taking a drill to the sheet metal to mount the Quickfist clamps).
6. Cheap Harbor Freight 12v compressor
7. Cheap HF tow strap.

So we’re basically we’re starting from nuthin’. Nuthin’ except the dogs. They’re the reason we bought the dang Jeep in the first place. Dogs are expensive.

My well of ignorance is deep, but here’s my thinking so far on what's next:

1. Transmission cooler. Mopar or aftermarket? (because we bought her right off the lot with no tow package. There was not a lot of research involved the first time, but I’m already specing a 2016 Rubicon Diesel).
2. Hi lift jack (will stay in the garage most of the time and only come out to play).
3. Front receiver and receiver mounted winch that will live in the garage with the jack. Keeping the stock bumpers for now.
4. Wheels & tires? Rather wait until the stock rubber wears out. And then there’s the whole garage clearance problem.
5. Re-gear? No clue – should I wait until she gets new wheels?
6. Sliders? As light as possible but still be for more than looks.
7. Armor such as skid plates & differential covers? – are they worth it for light duty?
8. CB radio (Ham?)
9. Beef up any of the drive train? Is that overkill?
10. Driving lights?
11. New garage?
12. Winning lottery ticket?

What am I missing?

Learned a lot from lurking and looking forward to your advice, sarcasm and suggestions.
 

Bennyhana

Adventurer
Seening as you said you'll be doing beach driving. I'd say just make sure you have the front and rear recovery points and ditch the cheap HF tow strap and invest in a quality "snatch" strap. For tires, I'd scour craigslist for some rubicon take offs if you want the MT's otherwise a nice set of AT's would probably serve you better. For the type of stuff your describing, i'd say with the Jeep you're 90% there! Check out the spiderweb shade from www.spiderwebshade.com vs. the bestop, plus they are out of Florida

Just drive it and have fun.
 
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SulVento

Wanderer
I'm local here in Jax too, if you're ever towards Mandarin/Southside I'd be happy to meet up for a beer if you wanna talk Jeep and see various crap already installed on someone else's rig.

Already mentioned but GREAT advice:

Ditch the HF strap. Get a GOOD QUALITY strap.

Get a Spider Web Shade. (I have one, they ROCK in the Florida sun)

Take your rig out STOCK and see how capable it (really!) already is. If you are not changing tire sizes and not hauling anything heavy, a re-gear probably isn't necessary, but what gears do you have now, 3.21? 3.73?

Not to pimp other forums, but there are some JK specific sites out there that are great for info, especially for a new JK owner. Personally, I like www.jkowners.com, but there is also JK Forum, Wrangler Forum, etc...etc...

cheers......

Eric
 
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Septu

Explorer
As you can't go with larger tires, I'd just swap out the stock ones for something a bit more aggressive. I wouldn't go with MTs, but some decent ATs should be fine. Gears should be more than fine if you're not getting larger tires. 4 items that always come with me are my hilift, a saw, shovel and my straps. Even when I had my winch on my old JK (I don't on the new one), the hilift and saw got me unstuck an awful lot. Jack it up and put deadfall under the tires... The hilift also fits quite nicely under the rear seats. You can pick up some used Rubi rock sliders fairly cheap. Those and some lights (biased - love lots of lights) would be my first choices.

It sucks that you can't go any bigger, because I've always found that look wise the stock tires are way too small for the length of the JKU, where as 33-35s are much more appropriate.

And as others have said, get a real strap. The HF one is better than nothing, but when you're stuck, the extra few bucks could make a real difference between staying there a while and going home... Also make sure you have decent tow points on the front and rear to either pull someone out, or be pulled out.
 

heifner_b

New member
I had a 12V HF Compressor as well. After trying to use it to air up twice, I took it back and then bought a Viair 400P. The HF would overheat before the 2nd tire was full. The manual says to let it cool for 30 minutes. That wasn't going to work for me.
 

Dendy Jarrett

Expedition Portal Admin
Staff member
SlowLayne: Not sure why you are apologizing as there is nothing to be apologizing for.
Realistically, for most of us, we spent an extreme amount of money for something we may use 2% of the time we own our trucks.
We all have this thing called ... ehem ... LIFE! And it keeps getting in the way of our getting out. Meantime we live vicariously through Scott Brady and company as the jaunt around the globe in Expedition 7 fashion! :)

That stock jeep will do everything you need and then some! Even without a winch, but with some training, you can use the hilift to winch yourself out of most jams. We had the BFG MT's on our Rubicon and loved them, but for your purpose, the BFG ATs would be your most versatile tire choice and most who have them are amazed at how quiet they are, how capable they are, and how many miles they get out of them (friends that got over 70K miles out of a set of BFG AT's and sold them to another friend when he replaced them, and that guy got another 10K miles out of them!).
SO, you are really all good! Just go and be amazed at what that truck will do!

D
 

Capt Jon

Observer
Slowlayne,

Like Dendy said, you really already have more than you need for 99% of what we do. If you drive the beach a lot, then the recommendations about a good tow strap, a good air compressor, and a shovel are probably priorities, but mud terrains may actually do more harm than good on the beach.

The forums spend a lot of time talking about gear and modifications because we all (me included) share that obsession to some extent. But you really don't need all that stuff to get out there. I did a lot of touring and backpacking last year in a 2003 Crown Victoria sedan. It took me up every forest service road I needed on stock tires and came back with the air dam still attached. Now I am back in full fledged, Rubicon Induced, Jeep Fever Happiness, but its because I'm into that stuff, not because I need it to get out and explore.

The best thing you can do is turn the keys and get out there. Don't ever pass up a trip because you think you need a certain piece of gear. Just go. The more you go, the more your experience will tell you what you really need. The backpacking crowd has a very valid saying that "the more you know, the less you need to carry." If its off-road driving in particular that you are concerned with, then join a local club. Go on a few rides, and you'll see both how much your Jeep can do in stock form, and you'll gain some experience operating it in a safe environment where there are people who will get you back out of the woods.

Just go. I have spent too many weekends around the house because I was waiting to install some piece of gear I didn't need. Just go.
 

Rovertrader

Supporting Sponsor
At this juncture- spend a VERY LITTLE $$ on recovery- snatch strap, recovery points, either an air compressor or CO2 tank as your tires aired down correctly will do amazing things in the sand, as stated above- avoid MT tires and stick with ATs, and possibly add F&R hitches with a demountable winch. Lastly, a little education on offroad driving and recovery will be the best $$ spent- recommend Bill Burke as he travels and has a vast amount of knowledge.
Enjoy the rig and travels- the need/desire to spend more $$ will come soon enough ;-)
 

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