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I Lost My No-Loss Valve Cap.
I lost --- are you sitting down? --- the lens cap from one, just one, of my Lightforce 170's. And I know where, sort of.
Camp Saturday night, N31 28.740 W110 47.129
See that? Two happy, healthy Lightforce lights enjoying a sunset north of the Mexican line. I was happy, my daughter was happy, my wife was happy. We drank beer and cooked burgers.
In the morning, we did the usual: a little coffee, a pile of pancakes, dreaded clean up and packing. We drove down the hill toward the highway, and made it to approximately this location: N31 28.601 W110 47.115. I asked Brooke to get out to take a picture because the road looked . . . uh, really cool, what with all this wild grass growing up to the bumper height. Anyway, map it. That's 0.2 miles in a straight line between the coordinates above. I didn't notice this until I reviewed the pictures at home:
Okay, I can live with losing a light cover. But what I can't live with is the nagging wonder: where the hell did that thing go? How did I lose it? How did it come off? Wandering immigrants in the night? Lightforce Fairy? Smurfs?
Seriously, these things don't just come off by getting whacked on a branch. I suppose Sierra Expeditions will be happy to have another sale for this.
. . . wait a sec.
W a i t j u s t a s e c o n d, here. Could it be? Hmmm. Possibly. I certainly wouldn't put it past those punks. Yeah. Exactly. Sierra must have their own mod-swiping gremlins. Probably attach SPOT hardware to each and every order so they know right where you are at all times.
It must be true.