I went. I saw. I am impressed.
This Unimog is in GREAT condition. Everything is in its place and fully operational. I saw two chips of rust, both on the corners of the white, front bumper.
Engine bay: dry as a bone.
Underneath: dry as a bone.
Winch: clean. Documents for annual load tests present.
Signal lights: good to go. Loudspeaker as well. Found an extra handheld radio under the driver's seat. Comes with.
Hood-mounted flood light: fully operational.
Eberspacher heater: took a minute to heat up, but fired off and put out some good BTU's.
Frame/Chassis: no scrapes, no rust anywhere. Everything black and clean.
Wackenhut box: rolladens smooth, locks and latches good, sideboard strut gas shocks strong, all drawers in good condition. Rooftop rust-free.
Driving impressions: 1-4/5-8 lockout in full effect. Properly notchy shifting, no slop. Satisfactory power. Went into reverse and heard the alarm; reassuring.
Tires/wheels: XZL's (I think), sized 335 - big, with deep treads. Clean.
Cabin: everything was clean. The worst damage were the scrapes on the lower part of the driver's side door / map pocket. Floormats, dash, windows, windshield, headliner panels, sun visors, all great condition. Hatch fully operational, snapped into place well. Fan blew hard, switch was smooth to operate. Light dust on the transmission cover by shifter/xfer case.
By all measures, this is a "no questions asked" Unimog.
How much does it cost to insure one of these things?