Steel armidillo locking center console.
http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j453/jvenrick1/2014-06-15124700.jpg
Interesting, certainly not as stout as a safe or full replacement console since it still depends on the plastic OEM console but better than stock and (I assume) not as expensive as those options either. I may kludge something together for my console based on that idea.