The Ultimate Road Trip!

RMP&O

Expedition Leader
Its been over a week since your last post, still no photos?! Don't leave us hangin'!


Ha...ya' know it is my friend who is the slacker....I am disappointed but still have faith he will provide me with the stuff. He claims now it is 5 dvds and over 10gb of pics/video.

I am also real busy with work and don't have a lot of time to finish up the write up right now. But rest assured with or without Jaimes pics/video I will finish this up. Sonner or later! :rolleyes:
 

RMP&O

Expedition Leader
Good news to those who are interested in my blog and trip....I got 5 discs today from my friend. Tons of pictures and video! Look for me to try and finish up this report and my blog in the next 5-7 days.

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RMP&O

Expedition Leader
It will take me some time to finish this up....

Going through the discs...somewhere around 400 videos. Some really good stuff, a lot of border crossing footage.
 

RMP&O

Expedition Leader
Ok well...to get this going again.

All pictures and video from here on are owned by and courtesy of the following people;

Ian Westmoreland (me)

Jaime Sharp @ http://http://worldwildadventureexp.blogspot.com/

Alyssa Englund

Shannon Gullett

Denise Ouellette

Warning: some video contains foul language!


The majority of the video from here on out was shot by my friend and travel companion Jaime Sharp. Jaime is a guide in adventure tourism and a great guy, take a look at his website I linked above. If you are looking for a guide in adventure tourism to take you just about where ever you want to go Jaime is your man! That is my plug for Jaime who is trying to get his guiding business off the ground! As far as the video goes I have left most of it in it's raw form so you can hear and see the sites and sounds of Central America. Of course when the camera is placed outside a moving vehicle there is a very loud wind sound! I have tried to mute this or remove it where I could. Some of the video is time lapse. Jaime narrorates most of it and does a great job of that! There is the occasional swear word and some loud music that we were playing in the truck. Volume levels might change between clips. So be warned!

It is a lot of work to put this together not only for me but also for the people mentioned so I hope you enjoy it! Pictures and video not watermarked are still owned so please be respectful of other peoples property.

Now on to the adventure.....


February 10th: Get up early and pack the truck. Leave Dangriga, Belize and head for the Guatemala border. We stop along the way for some lunch and get some boiled chicken, beans & rice. We cross the border at Melchor de Mencos/Benque Viejo. Leaving Belize I get hassled a bit about my permits, gear and dog. Entering Guatemala is very smooth, easy and painless! We grab some Gallo bomber beers at the border and stock up the Engel. Lot's of road construction near the border on the Guatemala side but the roads improve rapidly and get really nice 30k out from the border. We drive to Lago Peten Itza area near San Benito. We fuel up and buy a bottle of Zacapa rum. We meet a local who recommends Poptun for the night. We check the books and decide on Finca Ixobel, it is late in the afternoon so we need to push on to get there before dark. Once we get there it is a great place to stay. It is very cheap, only $5 more to stay in a cabana instead of camp. It is raining so we take the cabana. This place has excellent food and very nice peaceful grounds to roam about. We have a great dinner and then drink Gallo bombers while we play chess in the bar. Safe place to stay, very nice staff, excellent food, peaceful, cheap and there is an armed guard or two who roam the property 24/7. Less than $10/night.

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At the border....
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And into Guatemala....
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video of us traveling through Guatemala....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smryZSshv-E"]YouTube- Ultimate Road Trip: Guatemala[/ame]

We find an old Nissan Patrol along the HWY...
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At Finca Ixobel near Poptun, Guatemala
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Gallo bombers...
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Playing chess...
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Tree house cabana at Finca Ixobel
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Zacapa...again!
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Guatemala's best beer!
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RMP&O

Expedition Leader
February 11th: We leave Poptun and head for the El Salvador border at Anguiatu on the CA12. It is a nice drive through Eastern Guatemala and then south along the Honduras border towards El Salvador. We pass the town of Zacapa where our favorite rum is made but don't have time to stop. The landscape changes from jungle to a much more arid climate near the Honduras border as we head south. It is a rather long drive though and we get to the border crossing at about 3-4pm. The Guatemala exit goes well and I just suspend my vehicle permit for the trip home. After getting some copies made at the border I am all set and we head to the El Salvador side. Entering El Salvador becomes a major chore. Not many problems, no bribes but it takes more than 4hrs to enter the country! It ends up being fairly cheap though. A guard tells us we can only transit through the country since we have a truck and a dog. He says we only have like 6hrs to do this! This doesn't seem right so once we get all cleared into the country we ask some customs officers if we have 24hrs or 6hrs in the country. They tell us it is 24hrs. They are very nice and helpful and it is now late and dark. So they recommend a hotel to us in Metapan not far from the border. It takes us a while to get to Metapan and find the hotel. Once there we meet a nice guy at the hotel who ensures us he will watch the truck all night. He speaks good English and is really nice. We shower up, Jaime falls asleep and so I take Buddy for a walk around the town. Jaime meets up with me, guess he woke up, and we head across the street from the hotel for some street tacos. We sit here drinking beers and meeting a bunch of locals. Generally very nice people but after meeting 4-5 groups of them we realize there is a lot of “gangsters” around. In fact we meet a few who have been deported from the USA. A couple of these rough groups of guys invite us to go out to a strip club with them. We consider it but realize it is a bad idea and we have had enough beers. By now it is 1230am so we just head to our rooms in the hotel and call it a night. The Hotel is called Hotel San Jose and you can't miss it, it is right on the main street through town. They have indoor locked parking if your vehicle is not very large. I think it ran us about $35 for the night for both of us and my dog.


Video from crossing the border from Guatemala to El Salvador at Anguiatu on the CA12
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOtF4a84m7Q"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip - Guatemala - El Salvador border[/ame]

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RMP&O

Expedition Leader
February 12th: We take a walk around Metapan, get breakfast and then head out of town. We head south and get on the CA1 then head towards San Salvador. As we come into the city we miss the Auto-piste/toll road/bypass and get dumped right into downtown. We quickly get lost with all the one-way streets and no good map of the city plus our bad Spanish doesn‘t help. As we are getting even more lost I decide to make an illegal turn across a double yellow line and enter into a gas station where we can get directions and try to get back on the right roads. I saw a number of people do u-turns on this road and also a few cross the yellow lines and enter the gas station. As we are sitting in the street with blinker on ready to turn all of the sudden be get nailed from behind! A car rear ends us at a decent speed, I guess around 20-25mph, we don't here any skidding so it seems she just plowed into the back of us. I yell out some cuss words and pull into the gas station. I get out to look at my truck, expecting to see some really bad damage. As I walk around the back of my truck I am like HOLY ********! No damage at all to my truck can be seen!! We look over into the street and there is a small sedan just sitting there smashed up badly. A big traffic jam is forming but we don't see the driver of the car. Worried the person may be hurt we head towards the car, just then she steps out of the car. A big sigh of relief to see she is not badly injured. We get her sat down in some grass at the gas station and make sure she is ok. She is very nice, hot and speaks good English. She wasn't wearing her seat belt so she did impact the steering wheel but it doesn't seem to be to serious. By now there is a huge traffic jam because her car is still sitting in the street and a small crowd has gathered. Some lady who I think owns the gas station comes over and in broken English tells me I screwed up real bad. Some nice locals who saw the accident come over and tell us the girl was talking on her cell phone and not paying attention. By now the girl has called her boyfriend, her mechanic and the police. Some federal police show up but only hang around for about 10mins until the traffic cops show up. We get her car pushed out of the road and I inspect my truck very closely, I still can't find any damage to the Taco besides some scratches in the powder coating on my bumper. Her car looks really bad and I think this is it for me, trip is likely over. Jaime has to be in Panama in just a few days and can't be delayed with problems that I expect are coming for me. We do not have insurance because few countries in Central America require it, El Salvador is not one of them. We end up chatting with the cops a lot, they are very very cool and one speaks pretty good English. Honestly they really made me feel better, calmed me just being friendly and talking to me and saying things like your truck is very strong! The cop who speaks English tells us his cousin married a pro surfer so he wants to talk about surfing for awhile. Eventually the girls mechanic shows up and he says it will cost over $1,000 to fix her car. She is being really cool about all this and just asks us to give her $500 to help fix her car. Even though it was not my fault and I had not yet broken the law by making the turn we don't want to argue this. I could get stuck in El Salvador for a long time if I do protest and all things considered $500 seems pretty reasonable, especially looking at her car! Jaime says he will split the cost with me, very cool of him. The cops tell us if we settle this with the girl there will be no ticket, no record and no problems for us in El Salvador. So we hand over the $500 and then ask the cops how to get back on the CA1. One cop pulls out his iPhone and brings up a map, not so third world eh!? It helps but we are still confused so the cop says hey no worries….I will escort you to the right road! We are like…uhhh awesome! He pulls out in traffic, stops cars and lets us go. Once at the right road he tells us to do an illegal u-turn across a double yellow line while he stops traffic! It was pretty amazing to go from thinking my trip was over and I am screwed to having a police escort to the right road!

From San Salvador we drive to the worst border in Central America, El Amatillo. The reputation of this border crossing as we find out is well deserved! It is nasty, dirty, hot, scams everywhere, corrupt offices everywhere and just not a fun experience. As we come up to the border we get mobbed by like 6 porters. I don't stop but have to slow down and some of them jump on my truck holding onto the sides and yelling $1 senior, pick me pick me! I dump all but one guy by swerving and hitting the brakes. We are still 5k or so from the actual border crossing so I do 50mph down the HWY with some crazy guy hanging off the side of the truck! It costs us $200 to get across and takes over 4hrs! This was the most expensive border crossing I had on the trip. Nearly half of the $200 went to a bribe in the end to a cop who said I couldn't pass since I didn't have my trucks title. This was the only time in CA I had a problem for not having the title. I didn't bring my title on the trip only my registration. When we had to bribe the cop was the last check point at the border, we had all docs in hand and were clear to go but he would not let us pass. It seems to me they are just looking for some reason to bribe people. I learned that my documents, my paperwork and all that was my suit of armor. If there was a flaw in my armor these guys would find it and I would have to pay a bribe. I am pretty sure the porter who helped us across the border got his fair share of the bribe too. He claimed not to though and was making a big fuss so I ended up giving him a super cheap little 24” spear gun. He said he was a fisherman so was very happy with the $15 spear gun!

Here is a video of our border crossing experience...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9QVWAAdEw"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip - El Salvador to Honduras border crossing[/ame]

We get into Honduras late, it is dark now. Unsure of where we can sleep for the night we go to the first place we find about 30k from the border. It is really seedy looking and is an “auto-hotel”. It is pretty sketchy and they have a big gate with a chain. A teen about 14yrs old lets us in and we drive back to the main complex. We are greeted by some more teenagers. The owner comes out and he must not be over 17yrs old! Then we notice 4-5 of these teenagers have pistols on their hips! We look at a room and it is safe but not really a place we want to stay. We are beat tired though and it is only $12 a night. We don't have change and neither does anyone there. By the way nobody was staying there, it was empty. The owner will only take exact change so he tells us we can go to a gas station down the road and get change. Once out of there we decide screw that place we are not staying there! Luckily we find a nice place a few Ks down the road on the outskirts of the town of Nacaome which is right on the CA1. It is run by a family, very secure with a big fence and gate and has really nice rooms with A/C. The hotel is called The Sunset Hotel, you can't miss it. A room is $25 for the night for the two of us, it is now like 930pm so we take it. They let us make our own dinner in the parking lot on our stove. We cook dinner, drink some beers, Jaime plays guitar which brings over a local staying in the hotel who wants to play too! We sit around outside the room till after mid-night drinking beers and chatting with the locals. The owners son fries up some banana chips and shares them with us, they are very good! It is super hot here even late at night, we get a good night sleep after a super long day, A/C cranking all night!


A video from around Metapan and on the road in El Salvador....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd3FenXSiNo"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip: El Salvador[/ame]

breakfast....
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A video of the accident in San Salvador....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pUeAfItQm8"]YouTube- Ultimate Road Trip: San Salvador, El Salvador accident[/ame]

and pictures....
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A bigger image so you can see the look on the girls face....it says it all!
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El Salvador beer...
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Jaime entertaining...
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Me cooking dinner at the hotel...
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RMP&O

Expedition Leader
February 13th: We get up early and head into the town of Nacaome to hit an ATM machine and the internet. It is an interesting Colonial town. We head out on the Pan-Am HWY about mid-morning. By the time we get to San Lorenzo we have gone through 3-4 police/military check points. They stop me every time even with my front license plate removed, must be the huge red kayak on the roof, it is like a flashing neon sign saying “tourists”! Every check point they want to see all our documents but mostly they ask about an orange safety tri-angle and a fire extinguisher. I researched the trip so I have both and they are ready to show the cops! Every cop has a big grin full of gold teeth and is friendly until they see the tri-angle and extinguisher, then they frown! Hahaha, I really enjoyed that because it was very obvious they bribed everyone, especially tourists over the tri-angle and extinguisher. It was great to see their facial expression change when I busted out the two items they were sure I didn't have. At one military check point they ask for water so I give them a big quaff off my water bottle. From San Lorenzo to Choluteca we go through at least 2 more check points, both police. The last one the guy starts asking me for “tipo, $20 bucks, gasolina?”. We are like…uhh ok, I play dumb and act like they need gas in their cop truck. So I get out of my Taco and say yeah I can give you some gas, do you have a hose so we can siphon some? The cop is like “$20 bucks, tipo!?”. We act more dumb and get out our dictionary pretending to look up “tipo”. He gets frustrated and just says “Vamos!”. It was all pretty funny. From here we climb up into the mountains towards the Nicaragua border. We see more cops but none stop s, surprisingly! We have lunch high up in the Honduran mountains at what is basically a dude ranch not far from the border. The border crossing is very mellow and goes smooth. A nice change! We meet a guy at the border who is from England. He has shipped his BMW bike over to Canada and then rode it across N. America and is doing CA before heading to South America. He tells us about getting robbed by heavily armed bandits in Guatemala who had set up a sand trap in a rural road! We leave the border and get our first Nicaraguan beer at Somoto. It is now about 3pm and we decide to push long & hard to reach Leon that night. Our plan is to camp out on the beach that night at Poneloya. The drive is hard and long but roads are pretty good and we don't get lost. The drive from central Nicaragua to the coast and Leon is pretty nice. Not hardly any traffic and people are friendly waving at us everywhere. Honduras felt really seedy and it feels nicer here which is a welcome change. We get into Leon about 730pm, it is very busy in town. We don't get lost but do stop to ask directions to the town of Poneloya. Leon looks like a cool place to hang out but we want the beach and surfing in the morning. We make it to Poneloya at about 830pm and go to a place called Playa Roca which is run by ex-pats. They let us camp on a back deck for $5/night! We get a big dinner, drink beers and meet some other tourists both foreign and local. We end up sharing some Zacapa with a Swedish guy who simply love it! We take a walk down the beach fairly late and end up in a few bars. Another fairly long day and late night. Playa Roca is a great place. I don't know what rooms cost because we camped but it is safe and secure with parking for small to mid-sized vehicles. They have ok food and a full bar. It is right on the beach.

Video from around Nacaome and our drive across Honduras on the CA1...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjsa20QCvik"]YouTube- Ultimate Road Trip - Honduras[/ame]

and video crossing the border from Honduras to Nicaragua on the CA1 at El Espino...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcMqxjIGcak"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip - Honduras to Nicaragua border[/ame]

Video of our drive across Nicaragua to Poneloya...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4YnzFy4uhM"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip - across Nicaragua[/ame]

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Honduran beer....
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idaxj97

Adventurer
WOW what a great story me and my girlfriend really enjoyed this trip report and i just cant get over what happened to the car and nothing happining to rig. cant wait for the rest of the report.


edit: holy crap your still posting yay. more to read.
 

RMP&O

Expedition Leader
Computer problems put a stop to the updates on Sunday morning. Just about have it all repaired though and so this will continue soon...
 

RMP&O

Expedition Leader
February 14th: We get up early, like 6am and go for a surf out in front of the hotel. It is ok, not great or bad just ok. We find out later the surfing is best down the beach a bit in the morning and here in the afternoon. Jaime and myself caught some good waves though and it was really nice to get up early and surf, nobody else was in the water. My dog, Buddy, ends up biting some guy in the morning while I am taking a shower. The owners of the place are then upset with me so I want to move on soon. We have breakfast and then hit the internet but leave the truck and dog at Playa Roca. I then take Buddy for a long walk down the beach and make him swim in the ocean. He hates it! I then notice what looks like mange setting in on his back between his shoulders! Bummer! I treat it with what dog medicine I have. The owners are upset Buddy bit somebody but as we are getting ready to leave they ask us to help them move a pool table. It turns out to be super heavy and takes like 6 guys to move. They give us free beers for helping so we sit around nearly another hour drinking free cold beers! We leave happy and head into Leon to hit an ATM machine. A nice little walk around Leon, like I say it looks like a great city to check out but we need to move on. We head for Masayo or Granada for the night. It is now late, like 2pm. We decide on the CA3 to Managua and then on to Masaya or Granada. Little did we know the CA3 is pretty much abandon and the new road runs along Lago de Managua. The CA3 turns into the worst stretch of road I drove on the whole trip! It is only 60k to Managua but we are averaging 5mph! Huge potholes some 2ft deep! Sometimes the road just turns to full dirt and it is very rough. It ends up taking us 3 1/2hrs to get to Managua!! We get a little lost in Managua but stop at a Contra memorial and get directions. Back on track before dark and headed for Masaya or Granada. We end up passing Masaya and head for Granada. Upon entering Granada we realize there is some kind of festival going on for Valentines Day! We park and set out on foot to find a place to stay for the night. Town is packed full and very busy, everywhere we come across is booked up for the night. We head to a hostel using one of our books and outside the place we meet a local guy named Orlando. He is a surfer from San Juan del Sur on vacation in Granada. He seems like a nice guy so we have some pizza with him plus his friends and drink some beers. He offers us a room in his house for $3/night. His friends house actually, he was house sitting. We go and check it out and it is ok for just sleeping, kind of a skid house for travelers. No good place to park my truck though even though Orlando is telling us to park on the sidewalk in front of the house. It was a kind of seedy neighborhood with lots of drug users and dealers around. We drink a beer with Orlando at his house but it turns out he likes to smoke cocaine so we tell him we are going to go get the truck and come back. We actually planned to find someplace else to sleep that night! We take off and luckily find a good hostel with semi-secure parking for $9/night. It is called the Oasis Hostel and is pretty nice really. We bring in the surf boards but leave the kayak on the truck and Buddy has to sleep in the truck. By now it is like 1030pm so we take Buddy out for a walk and drink a few more beers then call it a night. I didn't sleep to well, it was loud out the window of our room.

Video of Poneloya and then on south to Granada...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9FlHHVv6tU"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip - across Nicaragua part 2[/ame]

The CA3 seen in that video is the worst road I saw on the entire trip!

Video of around Granada on Valentines Day....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN4zSV0sOcA"]YouTube- The Ultimate Road Trip - Granada, Nicaragua[/ame]

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Poneloya
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Managua
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Nissan Patrol in this vintage photo at the Contra memorial... :)
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On the CA3...
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In Granada....
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