<=== This poor corporate slob just got his Android phone taken away, and "issued" an iPhone 6. It's my first iPhone and I was bummed I couldn't keep the Android. Hell, they gave me that Android like 4 months ago..
Oh well, it's not terrible, I have mainly been resistant to them in silent protest to the iSheeple previously mentioned.
As to the original post, I think pugslyyy nailed it.. Who keeps a phone more than 2 years anymore? Many people I know are 'upgrading' at 1, lately..