When you said urban safari, I thought you meant the kind in which country folks get on a safari bus and go to a major city, and a tour guide narrates what the suburban people are doing in their front yards, the houses and why they tend to look alike (the HOA prison), the strange contraptions people drive, which can barely hold two people, never mind full-size luggage, and the safari-goers learn about how they negotiate traffic and their lives in robbery situations. Instead of it being about the animals on the African plains, it's about the animals that live and work in the cities.
Nice outfit, by the way, but I wouldn't wear it during the summer! My dark stuff stays out of the sun during this time.
Stephanie