It's a three hour crossing between Douglas and Belfast, and because of our late departure, we arrive on Northern Ireland's shores in darkness. The roads are empty as I route our way towards the AirBnB we booked. We're sleeping under a roof tonight! It's almost midnight when we ring the doorbell and it takes some time before our elderly host opens the door in her nightrobe. It's obvious we've woken her up, but she's hospitable and she's got the most charming Irish accent. She sounds like a leprechaun!
She shows us our room and expresses surprise that we are arriving so late. "... since you've got to be leavin' so early tomorrow".
Huh? Was there some mistake? We booked this room for two days!
She told us that in her AirBnB listing, the checkout time was 9AM. Everyday. Regardless of how many days we've booked the room. She explained that she babysits her grandkids so she didn't want guests to be in the house during the day. What an unusual arrangement. I've never heard of that before, but we checked the listing again, and sure enough, it did state that. We had just misunderstood because no other AirBnB place had that kind of stipulation.
Well, that was quite a kick to the groin. We were really looking forward to spending a whole lazy day under a warm roof instead of inside a cold tent. No wonder her AirBnB was the cheapest listing in Belfast!
She noticed our disappointment and offered us a compromise, "I'll let you stay till 10 tomorrow. Have a good night!"
Her Irish accent didn't sound quite as charming anymore.
10AM comes around way too soon and we're turfed out of our AirBnB room
Where to now?
We've got a whole day to kill before we're allowed back into our room. So we do a Google search for some good breakfast places.
St George's Market is a popular place in the city not just to get fresh produce, but also to grab a meal. We find parking (very) close by.
There's a ton of selection inside. I decide on a falafel breakfast. Yes, I traveled all the way to Northern Ireland for Middle Eastern food...
The dark-skinned guy at the falafel booth took my order. To my surprise, he had the thickest Irish accent I've ever heard! I was dumbstruck. It was like watching a movie that was dubbed. I sat down next to Neda with my falafels and exclaimed to her, "OMG, that Middle-Eastern guy over there has an Irish accent!" She shot me a ****** look and that's when I realized... this Asian guy sitting right here has a pretty thick Canadian accent (or so I've been told)...
Holy hypocrisy, Batman.