"To understand the West, you have to get over the color green; you have to quit associating beauty with gardens and lawns; you have to get used to an inhuman scale; you have to understand geological time."
- Wallace Stegner
Have friends, will travel...
For us, this trip began with a simple text message from my pal Nic.
"Maze trip with Roger next month. You in?" I couldn't reply quickly enough. Utah, with Nic and Roger in October, sounded damn fine to me. We were in.
Roger, a history buff who actually gets paid to be a history buff, had his sights set on going into Horseshoe Canyon, to see the Barrier Canyon style pictographs. This location boasts some of the most elaborate pictograph panels on the Colorado Plateau. Two things were clear; they were worth seeing and we were going to have to hike to get to them.
Beginning the hike down into Horseshoe Canyon -
Overwhelmed by the sheer scope of the canyon -
The pictographs certainly get your mind turning...
"What do they mean? How long have they been here? Why are they here?"... But the steep hike in sand got our feet hurting too. We were getting pooped, as were Nic's daughter and Roger's son. We offered to take them back up to camp, so their Dads could enjoy a little solo adventure time, as they delved even further into the canyon...
There is an old cowboy saying that if you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. This sums up nicely the experience of motivating two tired children, who aren't yours, up a steep hike in the afternoon sun. With my own kids I can use "the tone," (as it is known in our house) to motivate my kids to do what I need them to do. The 'tone' didn't work on Kenzie, nor Zander.
So I tried the parents ol' stand-by - little white lies
..."C'mon guys! Mommy is waiting with water & fruit snacks just around the next bend. Oops, I was wrong. Around the next bend!" They were on to me by the third bend in the trail... Finally we had just had to cheat to outsmart them, or we might still be on that trail. Mia offered Kenzie a piggy-back ride, who gladly accepted. Mia carried her up & out of that canyon like some type of Red Cross relief worker en route to the triage tent.
I knew Alexander had more energy than I did, I just had to find a way to tap into it...
"So Zan, who is your favorite Transformer?" Holy second wind! Little Zander perked right up and proceeded to accurately detail every character from the Transformers for me. While we continued hiking up, ever up, and I neared passing out from oxygen deprivation, that little guy never missed a step, a breathe or a syllable. By the time he started in on his favorite Decepticons, I was ready to ask
him for a piggy-back ride up to the top...
Sometimes it just feels good to throw rocks. Alexander, 5 -
Back in camp, the owner of a nearby Sportsmobile had introduced himself to our group as ExPo member,
saline. He and his wife offered us a peak at their SMB, and I think we all enjoyed seeing such a nice one up close. You could tell Josh & his wife have given tours of their SMB before, as they had their routine down pat. They answered our all of questions and revealed their plans for it's debut trip to Death Valley next month. Our group all agreed that any of us would be lucky & grateful to have a SMB as nice as Josh's in our own driveway....
I could Adventure Parent in this....
It was time to start migrating over to the ranger station and the entrance to the Maze. I'm curious if we'll be able to make the miles to our Maze campsite with diaper stops, photo ops and other distractions along the way. But really, the miles and clock don't matter. We'll get there when we get there. We're having such a good time, with great weather and in such good company, it doesn't matter where we're going or when we get there....
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