How to pee in the outdoors (for girls) rated PG.

sixstringsteve

Explorer
I have too many friends who's daughters, girlfriends, or wife refuses to join them on their adventures because they're afraid of going to the bathroom outdoors. Let's face it, men aren't that great at teaching girls how to pee outdoors. That's why we decided to put together a little video to teach our lady friends a few tips and tricks.

If you have a daughter, niece, girlfriend, or wife... watch and learn. Then send it to them for their benefit. Hopefully this new skill will allow them to join you in more of your adventures.

 
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JHa6av8r

Adventurer
Too funny but also a good PSA. Now you need one for what we call The Trick. Using sarong wrapped around the wast, a women can pee almost anywhere without anyone knowing except someone in the immediate vicinity.
 

calicamper

Expedition Leader
I have to say as a dad with a daughter don't laugh this video is pretty important. My daughter is 6 trust me there have been more than a few times where she's asked me how to do this given its not something us GUYS have ever needed to think about. That and its not like I go study how my wife handles it in the woods. HA HA Oh and just so you know there are lots of modern day dads who are spending a whole lot more time with their kids and daughters without mom around.

Thank you!!!
I now know the process and can help my daughter avoid mistakes that will make her dread going into the woods.
 

NatersXJ6

Explorer
Lovin it!

I love it! My daughter will appreciate it too!

She is 6 and managed to crank out two spectacular lines at separate occasions during our inaugural use of the RTT over Christmas break 2014.

1st... Upon seeing the vault toilets at a Forest Service Campground... "DADDY! LOOK! Toilets you don't have to flush! Mommy can't get mad at me!"

2nd... Late that night after NOT wanting to go to the vault toilet in the dark... "DADDY! I finally peed without peeing on my feet! ... oh... never mind..."


I'm sure she will benefit from the video...
 

calicamper

Expedition Leader
I love it! My daughter will appreciate it too!

She is 6 and managed to crank out two spectacular lines at separate occasions during our inaugural use of the RTT over Christmas break 2014.

1st... Upon seeing the vault toilets at a Forest Service Campground... "DADDY! LOOK! Toilets you don't have to flush! Mommy can't get mad at me!"

2nd... Late that night after NOT wanting to go to the vault toilet in the dark... "DADDY! I finally peed without peeing on my feet! ... oh... never mind..."


I'm sure she will benefit from the video...

Shhhh ;-) I set out a travel kids potty at night near the tent trailer for the night time pitstop.
 

UK4X4

Expedition Leader
Only one thing to add,,,do a heel groove in the ground first to keep the fluids in one location - directed away from feet

Nothing worse than watching the puddle heading towards your sandles...

at least thats what I've been told !:costumed-smiley-007
 

Taylor1

Observer
Will you pass along a request to make a second, part two.... Follow up how to?

The peeing is not a problem for the girlfriend. For some reason, she refuses to take care of other business while camping.

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sixstringsteve

Explorer
Sure, we will consider a part 2 for number 2. Its pretty much the same, only you dig a hole first. But we wouldn't mind filming one on that.

Andrew skurka and Mike clelland have a pretty good one on YouTube. Keep in mind these guys are ultralight backpackers, so they don't bring TP with them.

 
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sixstringsteve

Explorer
Only one thing to add,,,do a heel groove in the ground first to keep the fluids in one location - directed away from feet

Nothing worse than watching the puddle heading towards your sandles...

at least thats what I've been told !:costumed-smiley-007

Great addition! My wife usually likes to find some sort of downhill slope so it flows away, but that's a great tip. Of we ever do a v 2.0 we will include that tip. Thanks!
 

nwoods

Expedition Leader
I'd like to know where she finds 365 degrees of privacy.
I lead a lot of group trips, and maintain a simple trail etiquette of Port and Starboard rules. Women wonder off to the right (Starboard), men to the left (Port). This is because more often than not, women are seated on the right anyway. So a woman with a rock, ledge, or bushes between her and the line of rigs generally has 360 privacy, because where we go (pun intended), there's no one out yonder to see you.
 

stingray1300

Explorer
Timely thread for me as I'm breaking a new philly into the stable..lol
Thanks Steve

A new "philly"? What is she, a cheese steak? Sure hope you mean a "filly"! :D
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My wife has been "going in the woods" for over 30 years now, and she's quite comfortable with the extra effort that women have to go through. She's done the "squat" like in the video. If the truck is anywhere in the vicinity, she uses the running boards. She says they're almost as comfortable as a regular toilet (and, we ALWAYS carry "nature paper"!). She also has a silicone "appliance" for the more difficult situations (she just drops it in a ZipLock baggie when she's done and rinses it when she gets the chance). We have a backwoods port-a-potty, but she'd actually rather not use it! (that's my girl!:))
 

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