if you spell first, you spell second.
"A" (blah-d-blah blah) and "2nd off" (Blahhhhhh) and "Lastly" (b-lah)
lets all play the syntax game!
seriously tho, with a divorced t-case, all you need is a visit to the local drive shaft shop and a wrecked 80's 4x2 f-150. youll have something cooler...