Stardate: 2017.3.11
Odometer: 6475.4
Local Coordinates: 45.649937, -122.667610
Ship's Log:
- Fanfare for the Common Van -
Get it? Ha! (replace that “V” with an “M” and it should all come into focus. If you're still confused, ask a dorky band kid for now... maybe we'll come back to this later) My high school British Literature teacher insisted that the pun is the lowest form of humor, but my deep stock of fart-jokes suggests differently...
So, before I unplug for the next month, I thought I'd take some space to be the techie-gearhead-nerd that I am, and talk about the little van called Spacepod. Since I'm running with a bit of a theme this post, I'll break it down in two movements -
First Movement – Spacepod as an “overland” vehicle
Over the past summer, I was pushing hard to get a much more capable vehicle up and running (Build thread linked in my signature. Friends and family not members of ExPo – you'll not be able to see the pictures without an account, but we'll chat over Christmas dinner. Groovy?). When late fall came and the engine was still divided among a half dozen or so jumbo-size Tupperware boxes in the basement, not to mention the rat's nest of electrical wiring to be sorted through, I sat myself down for a heart to heart discussion. Even if by some miracle I had actually finished, traveling solo in continental North America, a machine that capable was completely unnecessary, and would likely just tempt me to take risks getting to places I don't need to go. Limiting my terrain choices to the occasional rugged forest road, an AWD minivan with some decent tires seemed like a reasonable conclusion. I have most of the capability of a stock VW Vanagon Syncro, but with much better reliability and parts availability (In full disclosure, I once owned a Syncro of another flavor. It was fun for a while, but I no longer have a taste for that particular coolaid).
On tarmac, Spacepod is a great long distance vehicle. Toyota gave it just enough power to get out of its own way, and it handles reasonably well for a 4,500 lb cinder block. Visibility is great, and NVH is rather tolerable. Off the beaten path, the AWD system coupled with traction control has been enough to save me from my own stupidity on a number of occasions. My little bus is a 2008 model, and as I understand it, is equipped with just an open mechanical center differential. The newer models use some kind of part-time viscous/electric clutch pack system, and are effectively FWD until traction is compromised. Ground clearance is about 7.5”, which is just sufficient to slide into a rugged campsite here and there, but low enough to require some thoughtful line choice.
I'm not sure I see myself driving this beast for much longer than my present adventure, but if I were to keep it, there are a few big things that could really stand improvement. First, the headlights are awful. This condition is exacerbated by the coke-bottle lenses I put on my face every morning to half correct my slowly failing eyesight. Some nice auxiliary lighting out front would improve things greatly. The manual in the glove box rather amusingly points out that this is NOT an off road vehicle, but some minimal skid plates would be a welcome addition.
I generally don't go looking for trouble, but the added insurance would be nice. Lastly, and this would be the most difficult to accomplish, would be another inch or two of ground clearance. Yes, there are some obvious challenges, like CV joint stress and such, but I'd like to think it could be done with some thought and creativity. Consider this an open challenge. Any takers?
Second Movement – Spacepod as a Studio Apartment
There is no “build-out” documented for this vehicle. I bought a cot at the sporting goods store and tossed a bunch of milk crates beneath it. I had to make a few stand-offs so that the crates would fit under the cot, but other than that, I only spent a few additional minutes with a socket wrench to wrestle the rear bench seat out of its little cubby hole. Here's the five cent tour of my humble home on wheels, for what it's worth.
My mountain bike lives on the passenger side of the van (front wheel removed). Behind, in the rear bench recess is the full size spare tire, dirty laundry bag, a couple bags of seasonal attire, tool box, 6 quarts of oil, 1 gallon of coolant, jack stands, and a haphazard pile of groceries. On the drivers side of the van, I have my cot with eight milk crates stashed beneath. Crates 1-3 contain clothes. Crate 4 contains miscellaneous camping supplies. Crates 5-6 contain cookware and eatingware. Crate 7 contains bike stuff. Crate 8 contains snowboarding stuff. My roof box has my two snowboards (splitboard and solid board), warm weather sleeping bag, and backpacks not currently in use.
Living in this small of a space is certainly difficult at times. I can sit upright on my cot without hitting my head on the ceiling, but standing is out of the question. The biggest drawback over something like a full sized van, is that it lacks living space. There's not much room to just hang out. When warmer, dryer weather comes, I expect that this will be less of an issue
Now, every toothbrush handle trimming outdoor minimalist usually has one or two entirely senseless pieces of “gear” (generally not at all essential or useful in function) that effectively irrationalize the sum total of all other efforts to save space and weight. Like those tallboys you packed instead of your rain gear. Before we go there, let me first drop a bit of Phoo trivia... In a not so distant life, I was once a classical musician. If I was traveling anywhere for more than a few days, the French horn came with me (What's a French horn you say? That weird, awkward kid around the block... ask him what's in the funny looking case he drags to school every Thursday morning. By the way, we just came full circle, there.). Sadly, that beast got left behind in my little storage unit. If you're going to make questionable decisions, you may as well go all in. Thus, it was only logical to bring the amplified, electric, solid-bodied instrument of my current musical life. And I snapped this goofball picture today, since all I've got is time on my hands:
The big, bad bass lives in its bulky, TSA approved, hardshell case, in the space between the cot and left side sliding door.
Oh yeah, Fanfare for the Common MAN is a piece by 20th century composer, Aaron Copland. A rather memorable brass part, it has. Look it up some day.
Super-secret-double-bonus:
I took a series of interior photos with me in it to show scale. Not surprisingly, they were all a bit goofy. Anyhow, if you look closely at what I'm reading, you'll note that it's an article on world travel and Expedition Portal superstar
Dan Grec (Published in the current issue of Tread magazine). The lower picture is of him sitting in his Jeep, tapping away at his laptop, no doubt posting to ExPo. Ponder this as your universe collapses on itself...