Stardate: 2017.4.28
Local Coordinates: 45.598898, -121.185450
Ship's Log:
- AK Odyssey, Week 4: Ping Pong, Mini Golf and the Water Hazard -
Sitting mostly upright on the sleeping platform, facing aft, with my back against the backside of the driver's seat, eating my morning bowl of granola, I see it out of the corner of my eye. A small streak of grey juxtaposed against the colors of Alaskan sunrise filling the van. I know what it is, but I ignore it. Another one zips past, but I ignore it. One more cuts loose. There's no question what it is, and I want to ignore it, but reflexively whip my head to see it in action. Too slow, but it doesn't matter, I already know. It is raining. Again. Inside the van. Once again, the immutable laws of thermodynamics have come to collect their due, as condensed droplets of accumulated van-funk coalesce on available hard surfaces before rhythmically marching off into space. TCD and I quietly complete our morning routines. The mood is accurately described by two succinct words – Over It. But, it is the last day.
One more morning in a cold, stinky, wet, mostly stationary van.
One more trip to the nearly overflowing pit toilet at our campsite.
One more day in moist base layers and boots that didn't quite dry overnight
Is this the #@!hashtag-vanlife advertised in the glossy brochures?
One more day spent climbing the gorgeous mountains I've been reading and dreaming about forthe last decade.
One more day of riding flawless Alaskan powder.
One more day in the state which aptly bills itself as “The Last Frontier”.
One more day sharing a lifetime adventure with a good buddy.
And one more drop dives into oblivion from its roost on the door jamb. This time, I'm quick enough, but it doesn't matter. I already knew.
Our entry to the Alaskan mountains began in a way ominously similar to the Rogers Pass portion of the trip. A few feet of fresh snow sitting on top of rock hard, month old crust yielded little but red flag from the local avalanche forecasters. After grilling some of the local snow jockeys at the mountaineering shop in Anchorage, and some internet weather-nerding in a nearby coffee shop, a rough plan was hacked together that would hopefully see us through the next few days safely.
First up was Manitoba Mountain, near Turnagain Pass. Not too steep, not glaciated, an no major terrain traps. Tree riding is almost nonexistent in Alaska, so we had to settle for glorious, open, alpine terrain. The snow quality was outstanding, but the visibility made things interesting. The bane of alpine snow riding is the concept we refer to as “flat light”. When the mountain air builds a certain amount of haze (e.g., a passing cloud), the ground and sky start trending toward the same color and terrain contours become invisible. Up-down, fast-slow, stop-go all become indistinguishable. The solution? Use The Force or ride by braille. Take your pick!
TCD climbing inside of a ping pong ball on Manitoba -
There wasn't much more that we could get done in the Turnagain Pass area without getting ourselves into trouble, so the circus moved north a couple of hours to Hatcher Pass, which was having the Alaskan version of a low-snow year. Hatcher is a scaled down winter playground for XC skiers, downhill riders and snowmobilers within shouting distance of Anchorage. Everything there has the look and feel of Big Time Alaska, just a couple thousand feet shorter. It is also the site of an historic mining town.
Our first adventure into this craggy little dreamscape involved a delightful pair of chutes off of Microdot Peak. The first lap was properly spicy and delicious. Topping out for our second lap, and aiming for a slightly sportier line, things started warming, roller balls (they look like giant cinnamon buns) started moving, the dreaded flat light scourge (see also; “
The Nothing”) began to roll in. Ultimately, we made the decision to shoot a more conservative line.
About to tee up for some AK sized mini-golf
Lining up the shot...
Four!
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The second tour on Hatcher was up Hatch Peak, across the road from Microdot. As if to drive home that point that nothing here comes for free (or even easily), the climb involved some bulletproof snow and a rocky scramble, while Alaska's dread beast, “The Nothing”, was unleashed again for our descent.
Navigating the final pitch
Happy to be at the top
I was quite occupied with contemplating the direction of gravity as my one remaining directional reference, and thus the ride down went fully undocumented.