CampStewart,
You are funny. I have spent the last three years and over 50,000 hard off road miles blasting with my kids around the Southwest deserts. Everything I have done to my truck is to maximize speed, safety and comfort. I have run trails with built and highly modified Rubicons that can out crawl me any day, but take several days to get to that 150 ft long stretch of rocks. I have run with purpose built overland Tacomas and 4Runners who had to call it quits and take a break because their vehicles are nothing more than stock trucks weighted down to the max with catalog bought bolt ons. Living in Vegas I used to pre-run the Mint 400 with my kids and outrun many team trucks with 2 toddlers comfortably sleeping in the back seat. Driven to Alaska and back 2 times, and my whole family can get in it and drive anywhere and be comfortable for 2-3 weeks just the way the Suburban sits in my driveway. Monthly ran 2-4 days trips around Death valley in one day. Have done entire 138 mile Mojave trail out and back in one day.
My truck is built to comfortably seat 6 people, run 500+ miles on a tank on the road or 400+ miles off road, have same breakover angle as a factory 2017 2 door Rubicon, steeper approach angle and 6 degrees less of a departure angle as a 2017 2 door Rubicon. I have done trips, took pictures and made videos of my adventures. I have done what most people here just dream, build for and troll about.
So yes, go ahead add 500lbs of skid plates to take away your ground clearance, decrease payload and increase vehicle weight, since we all know that a 3/4 ton Suburban is way more capable that a Jeep that's 1/2 it's weight. I run trails that most of my Jeep owning friends fear because when I break, roll or destroy my $4,000 truck I buy another one next day, and they still have 4-6 years of payments left, $50,000 mistake is much harder to swallow if you are really out there on the trails than if you are sitting behind the computer dreaming and trolling.
My hydroboost experience off road is why I stand where I stand. With vacuum brakes when you loose power you still have 2-3 pumps of brakes working, with hydroboost you are SOL. I have lost power off road with both hydroboost and vacuum, and I'll take vacuum over total catostrophic failure everyday.
We all have our opinions and mine are all backed by real world experiences and documented yours are just armchair philosopher trolls. You sound like a Jeep or a Toyota guy that's been brainwashed by aftermarket manufacturers schemes to buy more parts that serve no purpose but sound really good.
PS: everyone that I personally know that bought a 2500 Suburban/Yukon XL to run the same trails as I do only came out once and sold the truck shortly there after.