As the dust settles
As the return to the US finally sorts itself and I am closer to not sitting on a camp chair in an empty house (literally, in a camp chair using a lap desk pulled from where the wife put it in her Taco before she came to the UAE (and before she gets back from the PRC and reclaims it as hers)). A few minor developments since much is on hold till tools that can do the mods necessary moving forward show up. That said progress, and maintenance, waits for no man with Land Rovers so...
I swear owning them is like dating strippers. For those unfamiliar that is the State of VA safety inspection rejection sticker. After the house sitting in WV I noted that my inspection was about to expire going into the 4th weekend so I figured I'd make a run at it on 1 July...I was with the inspector on the exhaust leak. That's legit. Even the chickensh*t 'non DOT lights uncovered' on the back (I can't turn them on from the driver's seat so nobody has EVER said anything before on it). Perhaps even the fact that the parking brake doesn't illuminate the dash 'brake' light-though with the X brake there is no safety issue-you aren't moving with it engaged. Where we were lost was when he said:
"It will start in gear"
"?"
"It can't start in gear"
"It doesn't"
Show and tell ensued where he illustrated that the LR starter will, in fact, bump the truck forward without your foot on the clutch. Yep. Well known fact, can use it to get unstuck sometimes even if the motor won't kick in. That does not starting in gear make though.
"You need to get a switch installed to prevent it"
"Um, you know that part of this truck has never been messed with. Everything else, perhaps, but that is as-is"
"Well some of these are, you know, gray market trucks imported illegally"
"Those are called Defenders, this is a 1996 North American Spec Discovery and is as she was the day she was legally sold on a lot here"
"Oh, well you still need the switch or something"
"Who, just for the sake of my amusement, would have such technology?"
"The dealership..."
Just give me my keys.
So off we went to a different place to get the exhaust leak actually fixed b/c that was legit. The parking brake ground switch reattached (no idea why that was actually disconnected), etc. Suffice it to say no clutch safety switch was installed...
I even adulted enough to adjust the steering stops (I always thought the radius arms did a good enough job stopping the 255's but apparently that is frowned upon). Note the one jackstand/bottle jack combo on the left grabbed from TSC...love those.
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I did use the time she was getting the exhaust leak fixed (outsourced that...my knuckles didn't want to do that with minimal tools) to visit the local pick and pull, always sad to see this:
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Grabbed some tidbits from a truck that wasn't perched in the air, i.e. a sunroof switch panel for a soon to be revealed hack fix, and also attacked a work van that had these window guards in it...I'm feeling some modification for my rear cargo area windows coming.
So friends don't let friends roll hack jobs...someone should have said "Coyote is better than this" but we were young and it seemed good at the time (the diamond antenna up/down switch hacked into the panel).
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I'd had this in the back of my mind for awhile so after sourcing the new panel I did a little wiring of the DS/DP momentary switch for the sunroof and now we have stock switch performing the function.
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No need to point out the label is less than optimal, the blue sea pre sorted ones are on a boat somewhere out of Jebel Ali and worse case I'll buy a label maker at Staples at some point soon-the point is the switch!
The happy ending to this chapter, after the exhaust leak and the other minor fixes we went 'home' to the mechanics that know her from inner Alexandria today (they were too far in the city on 1 July, hence the safety switch dude) and now she's all good for the next year.
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A lot of small mods coming as tools show up, I have a two car garage to work out of, and a list of stuff to do since Rover's run off attention and $$$.
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