Gallivanter: An Ominous Beginning and an Optimistic Future

You're not a friend of short words, are you?

PS: I don't get the hard to find thing: in whole Europe are roughly 1, max 2 Quigley per year offered. I mean in complete Europe. This is hard to find. Building yourself if illegal or extremely hard and expensive (several k) to get permissions.

Nope, I am not a friend of short words. I use 10 when 5 would suffice. I like it that way and I enjoy writing. I don't leave things to chance, wonder or debate. I know how I want things done and I evaluate all options.

Edit: I find it very sad that people can't hold their attention span past 140 characters. There is so much to learn in this time we live in and people just aren't willing to put in a little effort to read and expand their horizons, listen to a different viewpoint, or invest in their mind past scrolling a Facebook feed. It feels like we are plateauing as a society. You have to really want it if you want to push past what we already know and do. There is so so so much information to absorb, process and then expand upon. How do we progress if we can't comprehend and understand what we already know?

I'm glad I live in the US where we can do what we want to vehicles. I understand why and how restrictions get put in place, but at certain point they just get silly. I haven't mucked with emissions stuff, I've just added 4wd and made it burn more fuel.

I don't envy you motor enthusiasts over in Europe. We have it way easier here when it comes to choice in vehicles and what we can do to them. Although, we don't have things like the diesel Toyota Hilux or any of the cool Peugeot or Alfa Romeos. You win some you lose some.
 
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gtbensley

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Thank you for the update. I always enjoy reading what you write....I think you have great writing style and while lots of content, it's interesting reading. The adventures of Tyson and Hobbes were top of my reading list a few years back on adv. I hope this will turn into the same thing.
 

Petrolburner

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Now the story begins to move into September of 2016. I have made my order with MG and the first one with Ujoint. I've purchased my front axle and it is en route. On Tuesday, September 6th I got this photo from MG of pretty bare metal parts headed off to powder coat! DIY kit #1!



In the meantime I was playing around with the van and removing the solid Red Oak flooring that was in there. It was installed with huge lag bolts that went right through the metal floor. Whoever put that floor in, wasn't messing around. It was installed really well and now I have some nice solid oak boards for a later project of unknown use.



Now I had a ton of holes to fill. I didn't particularly feel like welding them all shut since I don't own a welder and it was a lot of holes. I opted for a little more half assed route. I put a piece of duct tape on the bottom side of the floor of each hole and used RV goop to seal up the holes. There will be insulation and a full floor going in over it, so I just needed to seal up the holes for moisture. It came out pretty ok. It was about a two hour project total.

I swapped over the rear and barn doors off the 2000 XLT to the cargo van. Four doors total. Those doors actually had door seals and closed straight! What a difference in reducing road noise. I also have the driver's and passenger's doors that I will switch over once I get the wiring sorted for adding the power options. The only minor bummer about these doors is they are silver and they are now on a white cargo van. My van now looks a little ghetto, but hey, Lunchbox rolled around with those doors off the RV with the graphics on them and his van still looked way ************. Maybe mine will too. Or maybe I will get to the Monstaliner project sooner rather than later.

Next I spent quite a bit of time pouring over the wiring diagrams from the 2000 parts van and cross referencing them against the 1998 wiring diagram. If you are going to do this project, go on eBay and buy a set of factory service manuals along with the EVTM (Electrical Vacuum Troubleshooting Manual)!!! I only paid about $50 for all of the manuals total.

Adding the power windows, locks, mirrors, three additional speakers, and cruise control from the 2000 XLT parts van over to the cargo van seemed like a pretty easy project at first. I have a degree in aircraft electronics and spent 7 years of my life doing just that between school and 5 years at a maintenance and modification facility. I worked on Pliatus, Hawkers, and Falcon jets doing $150k to $300k avionics suite upgrades. I have a really good understanding of wiring and electronics. This little project of adding wires from one van to another should be simple.

If you remember back to one of my foreshadowing moments earlier in the thread I had talked about this. Somewhere in my research I came across something that said Ford wired all the vans for all the options. As in they just produced one harness and it went in every van and they just left connectors unplugged if the van wasn't made with the options. I believed the internet and it was the reason I bought that parts van. Once I started poking around the cargo van, I realized this was totally FALSE. None of the connectors I needed were there for any of the power options. Some, but not all, of the wiring was there for the cruise control, but that was it. Maybe that was what I had read and just made up the whole bit about one harness from the factory in my head. This was a setback, but I was undaunted. I would just have to strip away what I didn't need out of the 2000 XLT harness and lay it alongside the 1998 harness in the van.

There are two separate harnesses that run under the dash in these vans. They basically make a loop from the driver's side firewall, to the passenger side, connect there, and the other harness loops back to the driver's side at the fuse panel and then through the other firewall connector. Electrons are flying back and forth under the dash like a racetrack!

Foolishly, I went to work with the dikes and started hacking away at the harness without having a complete plan. I would start at the fuse panel and remove a circuit that was duplicated. Once I had a few circuits cut out, it started to dawn on me just how much of this harness I needed to keep. After I removed a few more circuits, that's when it really hit me. I now have hours and hours in this project, I need to buy molex pins, specialty pins for the firewall connectors and few connector bodies to replace some broken ones. There are hours and hours left to go. What I should have done is pulled the dash out of the cargo van, pulled out those harnesses, laid in the complete, unhacked 2000 XLT harnesses including the fuse panel and firewall connectors, and reinstalled the dash. There were almost no differences from one van to the other with regards to the systems that were in both vans. That would have been soooooo much easier.





I think this was my first major setback. That moment when you realize, “What the hell did I just get myself into?” If electronics is my one area of processional expertise and I got this hard of a beat down, what does the rest of the project look like when I get into stuff I have never done before like say, lopping off the I-beam IFS front suspension and shoving an axle underneath it? Not good probably.
 
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On September 9th, I paid for my second invoice to Ujoint. I ordered the Aluminess spare tire carrier and the front Fox 2.0 shocks that fit with MG's coil conversion. With shipping this one cost me $1001.90. I could have ordered the shocks from anywhere and the spare tire carrier straight from Aluminess, but I chose to order from Chris to support and contribute back to him in return for all he has done for the van community.

On September 13th, I got a present in the mail. Well, more than the mail actually. I had to go pick it up at the freight terminal. I got all sorts of goodies and I got me a transfer case! A nice and shiny new one from Ujoint. His $849 price is pretty dang good for a zero mile unit. I hope to never have problems with it for all of Gallivanter's life. There was other stuff on the pallet like spacers, shifter kit, gas tank mod, and the transmission cross member.







A few of the bits and pieces MG had me order for his kit arrived right around this time as well. Things like the MOOG springs and Carli track bar. It is starting to get exciting. New toys!



On September 15th, the really big new toy arrived. My 2015 Ford F250 Dana 60 complete with all hardware, radius arms and drivelines! I had it shipped to a salvage yard where they had a forklift to unload it.



I kicked them $20 for their trouble and told them I would use them in the future when I needed to source used parts. I'm a pretty loyal guy when it comes to stuff like that. If you help me out, I'll continue to spend money at your business and always check you first. That comes from being a business owner myself.

I had them load the pallet in my back of my van and I was on my home. It's amazing how much smoother a 1 ton vehicle rides when it has weight in it. On the way home, I had another realization. This thing is 800lbs. How in the hell am I going to get out of the van when I get home?!?! I didn't think about that….



To Craigslist I go! There are always a ton of cherry pickers for sale on CL. I found one of the Harbor Freight 2 ton models that the guy said he used on one motor pull project and it had sat in his garage for a year afterwards. I picked it up for $140. Not a smoking deal but it was pretty much brand new and I could get it tonight. I know I'll be able to sell it again for at least $125, if not the $140 again when I'm done as long as I don't break it. Of course, if I break it, I probably have bigger problems to worry about.

Now, this project is going to require beer. We are going to redneck the **** out of it. I removed all the bits I could off the axle to make it as light as it is going to get. Then I started lifting, sliding and pulling. This was not going to be easy. Little by little it started coming out of the van. It got to a certain point and I was going to need a hand. I called my neighbor. He likes drinking beer and came on over.





Yep, those are the cheap $25 saw horses under an 800lb axle. Yep, that exceeds the Harbor Freight weight limit for that saw horse. I told you we were going to redneck this up.



Yep, those are cinder blocks and a floor jack holding that thing up. “Hey John, hold my beer and watch this!”



Success! That's John in the photo trying to process what we just did. This ended up being a 13.5 beer project between the two of us.
 
The day after we accomplished the amazing task of removing the axle from the back of the van, my wheels and tires arrived! I got them from Discount Tire. They are 315/70-17 Goodyear Duratracs on MB 352 wheels. I went with the Duratracs for several reasons. They are supposed to be the best in snow for a tire this size since nobody actually makes a winter tire this big. Also, they look super aggressive yet are fairly quiet on the highway.

I originally put a full mud tire (Treadwright Guard Dogs) on my Tundra and I was so sick of listening to them after 40,000 miles. They got louder as time went on. I'll also never do retreads again to save a few bucks. They supposedly have come a long ways since the early days of retreads, but I spent so much money keeping them balanced I would have been further ahead having put real tires on. I put Duratracs on my Tundra shortly before I sold it and I was pretty happy with them for the few thousand miles I had them on.

Choosing wheels is really hard. What look are you going for? What will it look like on the vehicle? Will I like them? Then there are weight limits, offsets and hole patterns to consider. When I was getting tires quoted at Discount Tire, one of the six wheels they had on display was this MB 352. It kept catching my eye and I really liked it. I hate the bro truck look and you will never catch me rolling a rig with blingy 20” XD wheels and 2” of sidewall on a mud tire. Hey bro, that truck looks sweet but I know it never leaves the pavement. Can I get one of those big *** Family stickers for my rear window and some white sunglasses too?

So this MB 352 was my style, came in 8 x170, the right offset (don't remember what it was), and a 3650lb weight limit. Plus it was only $135 a wheel and there was a $25 rebate for a set of four. Everybody's price on the Duratrac in this size was pretty much the same and Goodyear had some rebates out too. On top of all this, I already had the no interest payments credit taken care of from the Duratracs I put on the Tundra. With this much money in wheels and tires I have 18 months interest free financing.

I picked up 5 wheels and tires plus installation, lifetime balancing, new wheel lugs, 5 replacement certs, and sales tax came to $2684.05. I got $320 in rebates so make it $2364.05 and I plan to pay it off in 17 months. I like interest free. Yes, I bought the replacement certs. If I use it one time, I'm $100 ahead and I do plan to off-road this van where it is likely I may sometime slice a sidewall.

Dang these things are going to look good.





 
Thank you for the update. I always enjoy reading what you write....I think you have great writing style and while lots of content, it's interesting reading. The adventures of Tyson and Hobbes were top of my reading list a few years back on adv. I hope this will turn into the same thing.

Thanks for reading along. This story has a lot more misery than The Adventures of Tyson and Hobbes. It's about to go downhill quick in the next few posts.
 
This thing runs sooooo much better! 10 new coil packs and spark plugs. But you guys didn't even know the motor was running like crap cause I'm not that far along in the story. New posts coming soon. In the meantime, I'm pretty dang happy.

Foot note: Vans are sweet, but working on the motor SUCKS!
 

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