Here we are at the end of September 2016 and I have been going down this van wormhole for a solid six months. I own a 1998 cargo van, a 2000 parts van, a 2015 front axle and 2005 rear axle. MG's kit is on the way and I have a bunch of stuff from Ujoint. This is happening. I am actually taking on doing a 4x4 conversion on a van. I am nervous and excited. I have no idea how this is going to go. The only thing I know for sure, is I am not super happy with the 1998 cargo van I about to convert.
By this point I have mostly stripped and disassembled the 2000 parts van in my girlfriend's driveway out in the country. Did I tell her it was going to be there for two weeks or two months? I'm pretty sure I said “months” not “weeks”. She remembers it differently. I think she was probably right, but we are just going to gloss over that... This was a way fun project tearing it apart since I wasn't ever going to put it back together and it was ok if I broke stuff taking it out. I also learned a ton about where stuff is in these vans and how they go together. I have pulled what I needed off of it and the rest is piled up as junk inside the van.
The very last few things that needed to come out of the 2000 parts van before it went to scrap was the transmission and rear axle. I had never pulled a transmission before, let alone a full sized 4R100. I bought the Harbor Freight 800lb jack with the 20% off coupon and managed to get it out of the van single handedly. I was in the gravel and miserable goat heads of the GF's driveway but I got it done. I learned a very valuable lesson that it is messy as **** pulling a tranny. Fluid comes out from so many places! I felt really proud for having gotten that done by myself.
The last thing was the rear Dana 60 FF. Shenrie and I had been forming a friendship as I dove into this while van thing. He's a great dude and has helped me a ton. We both agreed on $300 for the axle and he came out to remove it. There isn't a compressor at my GF's house and the U bolts were totally frozen so we just cut them. Shea had his axle, I had recouped $300 of the $550 I had invested in the parts van, and I could finally make that van go away out of my ever patient GF's driveway.
I swapped the rear and barn doors from the silver parts van to the white 98 conversion candidate. They shut so much better than beat up ones that came with my “real van”. I added the door seals and installed the headliner. It really quieted the van down. As I spend more and more time in the van cleaning things up and driving it around, the more I realize I am unhappy with it. It's really beat up on the inside. It doesn't have any of the power options or cruise control and adding those options has proved to be a pretty monumental task. So much that I haven't worked on it in awhile and planned to just kick the can down the road. Crap it's annoying not having those power options. And these silver doors on the white just look ghetto. Heartburn sets in. On the bright side though, the motor in this runs like a friggin' top. It runs really really well after having to spend that $1800 on it 24 hours after the purchase.
I guess that is another thing about this van. I am a little bitter about the whole thing. Flying to Cali and incurring all that extra travel expense, then to have the condition pretty misrepresented by the seller, then needing to add new used tires and an $1800 repair bill just to get the stupid thing home. Yes, I have a little love hate relationship with this new toy I am about to spend a ton of money on.
One of the things I do all the time is continue to shop after a purchase. I know I am not the only one. I just want to make sure I got a good deal and plus I am still in the groove of checking CL every day for new things to pop up. On October 10th, this popped up.
Extended body. V10. XLT. Looks like it's in nice shape. I really don't have $3000 now having just paid MG and Ujoint. The money from selling my Tundra is pretty much gone already. Should I even call? Yeah, I should probably at least go look at it. What could it hurt?
I called. I drove it. I went over it with a fine tooth comb. It was in really really nice shape. All the power everything worked perfectly. The interior was in great shape. The exterior was in near perfect shape other than the passenger door being a little bit different shade of white. Accident, but so what. It was all straight under there. There was no rust. There were no leaks under it. The glass was all good. It had brand spanking new Cooper Discoverer ATP tires.
It has something fairly seriously wrong with it though. There was a horrible stutter. I really thought it was the transmission going out. The owner thought it needed coil packs. But the owner also thought it was a 6.8L V8. Umm, that doesn't exist. “Well my boy put new plugs in it and he put 8 in.” “Ummmmm, look under the van and there are two extra places for the exhaust to come out of the motor.” He seriously thought this was a V8.
So I thought the tranny was going bad. That's ok, I was planning to rebuild it anyway. Shoot, I just don't have the money for a third van. No Tyson. Exercise restraint. But this so much nicer than than my 98 cargo. No Tyson. Exercise restraint. After I had spend almost an hour checking it out and driving it, I told the guy GLWS but I just don't have $3 grand right now and I didn't want to be a ******** and lowball him. We shook hands and I started to walk back to my car across his lawn. When I got about 30 feet away, he shouted “TWO GRAND!” Crap.
“Baaaaaaaby? Can I borrow like $400 for a few weeks?” “If you promise to get this damn POS van out my driveway that has been here for almost two and half months ASAP, then yes.” “Love you baby. You're the best.”
I texted him back once I had scraped together every last penny I could short of taking a cash advance on a credit card. October is the low of the low season for me at my business and things are tight until it gets cold. I mustered $1800. He took it and I brought van #3 home.
Shea has a buddy that owns a towing company and he agreed to haul it away for just the money he got out of it at the scrapyard. I don't know how much he got but he said he was happy the next time I saw him. I'm back down to two vans now.