nwoods
Expedition Leader
This is too funny. Someone needs to buy this thing, just out of appreciation for his ad:
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5378147696.html
2008 land rover lr2
condition: excellent
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: 4wd
fuel: gas
odometer: 109000
paint color: silver
size: mid-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: SUV
For sale: 2008 Land Rover LR2 FULLY LOADED. I'VE PRICED THIS VEHICLE AT TRADE IN VALUE! See screen shot picture for proof.
I guarantee you wont find a more luxurious car on craigslist for the money.
Here's what's going to happen to you once you buy this car: You'll wake up in the morning, life sucks. It's Monday, you have to commute to work, and it looks like John Belushi and Amy Winehouse partied all over NE Ohio last night. You walk outside and see your neighbor slipping all over the driveway like a drunken fraternity pledge, scraping off the ice off the windshield of is Dodge Stratus, but not you, because your new car has a heated windshield and side mirrors. Those exist? You bet your *** they do. You hop in your preheated hot-pocket, these comfy leather seats are pretty cold you think to yourself. I wish there was some way to warm up this Aniline Leather, problem solved! What with your dual heated seats and all. Is your husband or wife complaining because the heat is too high? Of course they are! Dual Zone Climate Control BABY! Now your *** is so toasty you can incubate an egg, your spouse is cool, you're hot, life is good. So you hop on that un-plowed highway what's this? Winter traffic? I'm going to be late for work you think to yourself. No you're not. Because you bought a Land Rover. You put that baby into Snow Mode, get in that un-plowed lane and cruise past all those miserable schmucks. This thing is so good in the snow the Allies used it to defeat the Nazis in the Battle of the Bulge (It's true I saw it on the History Channel). So now its only 8:15, you've saved so much time you stop for some Starbucks. Fast foward - You're cruising down the high way, Vanessa Carlton's Making My Way Downtown blasting through your 12 speaker Alpine / Dolby Pro Logic II 7.1 Surround Sound System. Pumpkin Spice Latte in one hand, taking selfies for Pinterest in the other. But don't I need to Navigate? Hell no. Let Land Rover do that with its voice guided integrated GPS system. But not so fast! You're interrupted. A call comes in, you look at your dashboard- caller ID says it's your mother-in-law. Great - I have to put my PSL down to take this call. NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T. Answer her call right from the steering wheel with your new hands free Bluetooth. Now you can troubleshoot your mother-in-law through resetting the Wi-Fi in 7.1 SURROUND SOUND! You pull into work. Johnson was due for a promotion but he's still stuck in the snow. Boss notices your new dig. Who's this guy he thinks to himself? He's obviously management material what with his Land Rover and all. BOOM! PROMOTION! Now you're the new project manager spearheading the Rothenberger account. All because you bought a Land Rover
Features:
Never been in an accident, clean title! See VIN report picture.
There was only one previous owner, a little old lady who only drove it to Church on Sundays
Boyfriend or Girlfriend come with some baggage? 4,400 lb Towing Capacity! (That's at least 4 Kim Kardashians worth of baggage)
AWD with 4 modes, Snow, Mud, Sand, and Minefield
Leather everything! Seriously, so much leather it gets Christian Grey excited.
Voice guided navigation so good Stevie Wonder drives one!
So many air bags even Caitlyn Jenner would walk away unscathed.
7.1 Surround Sound Alpine / Dolby Pro Logic II speakers, The Beatles actually recorded their first album in this car.
Want to be Jeff Gordon but also have to take your kids to soccer practice? Shift with Sport Manual Mode!
Transporting contraband? Tinted windows with pull over privacy rear compartment!
This car has been meticulously maintained, all service records available at Westend Landrover and Jag, Starter was just replaced in 2015
Things that are not so perfect:
The keyfob battery is dead, so you cannot remotely lock the doors battery needs replaced.
Land Rovers have iffy computer starting problems, on rare occasions if you start and shift too soon you will have some sputter. This is resolved by simply re-starting the car and has never been an issue after restarting.
Call / Text / Email Steve anytime 24/7!
DISCLAIMER: If you call me trying to sell this car for me, I will run you around in circles wasting your time for so long, you'll probably quit your job.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5378147696.html
2008 land rover lr2
condition: excellent
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: 4wd
fuel: gas
odometer: 109000
paint color: silver
size: mid-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: SUV
For sale: 2008 Land Rover LR2 FULLY LOADED. I'VE PRICED THIS VEHICLE AT TRADE IN VALUE! See screen shot picture for proof.
I guarantee you wont find a more luxurious car on craigslist for the money.
Here's what's going to happen to you once you buy this car: You'll wake up in the morning, life sucks. It's Monday, you have to commute to work, and it looks like John Belushi and Amy Winehouse partied all over NE Ohio last night. You walk outside and see your neighbor slipping all over the driveway like a drunken fraternity pledge, scraping off the ice off the windshield of is Dodge Stratus, but not you, because your new car has a heated windshield and side mirrors. Those exist? You bet your *** they do. You hop in your preheated hot-pocket, these comfy leather seats are pretty cold you think to yourself. I wish there was some way to warm up this Aniline Leather, problem solved! What with your dual heated seats and all. Is your husband or wife complaining because the heat is too high? Of course they are! Dual Zone Climate Control BABY! Now your *** is so toasty you can incubate an egg, your spouse is cool, you're hot, life is good. So you hop on that un-plowed highway what's this? Winter traffic? I'm going to be late for work you think to yourself. No you're not. Because you bought a Land Rover. You put that baby into Snow Mode, get in that un-plowed lane and cruise past all those miserable schmucks. This thing is so good in the snow the Allies used it to defeat the Nazis in the Battle of the Bulge (It's true I saw it on the History Channel). So now its only 8:15, you've saved so much time you stop for some Starbucks. Fast foward - You're cruising down the high way, Vanessa Carlton's Making My Way Downtown blasting through your 12 speaker Alpine / Dolby Pro Logic II 7.1 Surround Sound System. Pumpkin Spice Latte in one hand, taking selfies for Pinterest in the other. But don't I need to Navigate? Hell no. Let Land Rover do that with its voice guided integrated GPS system. But not so fast! You're interrupted. A call comes in, you look at your dashboard- caller ID says it's your mother-in-law. Great - I have to put my PSL down to take this call. NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T. Answer her call right from the steering wheel with your new hands free Bluetooth. Now you can troubleshoot your mother-in-law through resetting the Wi-Fi in 7.1 SURROUND SOUND! You pull into work. Johnson was due for a promotion but he's still stuck in the snow. Boss notices your new dig. Who's this guy he thinks to himself? He's obviously management material what with his Land Rover and all. BOOM! PROMOTION! Now you're the new project manager spearheading the Rothenberger account. All because you bought a Land Rover
Features:
Never been in an accident, clean title! See VIN report picture.
There was only one previous owner, a little old lady who only drove it to Church on Sundays
Boyfriend or Girlfriend come with some baggage? 4,400 lb Towing Capacity! (That's at least 4 Kim Kardashians worth of baggage)
AWD with 4 modes, Snow, Mud, Sand, and Minefield
Leather everything! Seriously, so much leather it gets Christian Grey excited.
Voice guided navigation so good Stevie Wonder drives one!
So many air bags even Caitlyn Jenner would walk away unscathed.
7.1 Surround Sound Alpine / Dolby Pro Logic II speakers, The Beatles actually recorded their first album in this car.
Want to be Jeff Gordon but also have to take your kids to soccer practice? Shift with Sport Manual Mode!
Transporting contraband? Tinted windows with pull over privacy rear compartment!
This car has been meticulously maintained, all service records available at Westend Landrover and Jag, Starter was just replaced in 2015
Things that are not so perfect:
The keyfob battery is dead, so you cannot remotely lock the doors battery needs replaced.
Land Rovers have iffy computer starting problems, on rare occasions if you start and shift too soon you will have some sputter. This is resolved by simply re-starting the car and has never been an issue after restarting.
Call / Text / Email Steve anytime 24/7!
DISCLAIMER: If you call me trying to sell this car for me, I will run you around in circles wasting your time for so long, you'll probably quit your job.
