overlander
Expedition Leader
So we headed off to Uaxactu'n from Tikal, which is well into the national park due North. Our goal is to check in with "the lady/Godmother/high priestist/reigning park monarch/big momma" to see her collectable artifacts and make sure the mules are laid on.
From Tikal to Uaxactu'n, the roads are "Guatemala Good", and it's a pleasant gravel road drive to get there. Maybe 45 min-1 hour (can't exactly remember).
Entering town center of Uaxactu'n
Uaxactu'n is a lazy little classic Central American village ("town" might be pushing it). What I'm starting to realize is that with very few exceptions like Tikal, Guatemala sees very little in the way of tourism. I would have to say based on my experience, it is the most underexploited region I have been to with respect to tourism for what assets this country has to support such an industry. While Tikal was buzzing with minivan euro-love excitement, only a bit North on these roads and the locals are completely surprised to see any outsider. A big daily event for the likes of Uaxactu'n is the local bus coming through and stopping. I'm talking about the hand painted, multi-colored repurposed school bus with the bespoke roof rack and locals holding chickens in their lap. For a moment, I was thinking I went back in time and drove onto a production set for "Romancing the Stone" (if your under 30 skip this part and go to the next paragraph). While the appearance of two black Defenders and the Pinz raised quite a few eyebrows and stunted the town for about 30 minutes, the cows, chickens, horses and dogs really didn't give us a second thought.
On the far end of town, we arrive at the quazi-ranch house of the town matriarch. She's not there, so a local goes to find her. Time for some needed refreshment and take in the scenery.
Under a tree about 200 meters away, is some local wildlife; two Hiluxes grazing. This is the wildebeest of Guatemala. Make note of the tires on those beasts. They commonly range in these parts from 34"-37" and had a significant effect on our travels, and the park environmental stewardship. More on that later when I share lessons learned on driving techniques, observed best practices and responsible off roading.
Under a hot sun and covered with dust, we enjoy a Moza while we wait. The looming departure from civilization is every present as the jungle canopy lay within our sight from here. There is almost a group epiphany that compels us to carefully manage our ration of precious beer and water. In the jungle, what you take is what you have. James pulls us together to inbrief us, showing us a map of the Peten and where we are, where we are going.
We are oriented to the location of the recovery equipment, the food, first aid kit. He also briefs that we have about 40 gallons of water, which is enough for if I recall 1/2 gallon per person per day for personal use water (not including cooking), before next potential resupply. We are also briefed on local wildlife dangers. James starts talking about panthers, jaguars, tarantulas, scorpions, bla,bla bla....FLEUR DE LANCE. Ok James, you have my attention. One of the more venomous snakes in the world, common throughout Central America, hang in trees and in grass. Then we're briefed that before we get out of the vehicles in the jungle, to look out at branches, then look down on ground, then when you get out expand your view search area, and DO NOT go into the jungle thicket. Ok, I've heard this speech before. This sounds just like a convoy briefing in Iraq on IED safety that I've heard many times not so long ago. Just like back in Iraq, I'm saying in my head "I can't let my guard down on this trip, no matter how tired or excited I get. It only takes a moment".
We wait for about 20 minutes in the heat of the day. Bill, Lee and I have started a tradition of sharing a single beer between us, which is sustained as our standard operation procedure for short halts during all trail riding through the rest of the trip. It's not only good rationing, but breaks the dulldrum of the Camelback water bottle that is within arms reach at all times.
James and Graham eventually inform us to load up, we're heading to Dos Lagunas as our destination for the evening and first night encamped. This is starting to feel like military convoy operations. A whole new wave of excitement comes over me as the reality of heading into jungle canopy in Land Rovers, which has been a life long dream for me, is only moments away. We make a right turn on the town road heading North and in 300 meters, turn off the road onto a jungle trail. Anyone my generation probably remembers the "Bat Cave entrance" from the Batman TV series. That's what I called this picture (sans the road block sign that flipped down automatically".
As we enter the batcave, the sun quickly transitions from equatorial blazing heat, to broken light and finally dark shadows with fragments of scattered sunlight. I take my sunglasses off and set them in Defender's parcel tray while holding on to the dash grab handle as the road switches from gravel to jungle rut. I won't put the sunglasses back on for 4 days....
From Tikal to Uaxactu'n, the roads are "Guatemala Good", and it's a pleasant gravel road drive to get there. Maybe 45 min-1 hour (can't exactly remember).
Entering town center of Uaxactu'n
Uaxactu'n is a lazy little classic Central American village ("town" might be pushing it). What I'm starting to realize is that with very few exceptions like Tikal, Guatemala sees very little in the way of tourism. I would have to say based on my experience, it is the most underexploited region I have been to with respect to tourism for what assets this country has to support such an industry. While Tikal was buzzing with minivan euro-love excitement, only a bit North on these roads and the locals are completely surprised to see any outsider. A big daily event for the likes of Uaxactu'n is the local bus coming through and stopping. I'm talking about the hand painted, multi-colored repurposed school bus with the bespoke roof rack and locals holding chickens in their lap. For a moment, I was thinking I went back in time and drove onto a production set for "Romancing the Stone" (if your under 30 skip this part and go to the next paragraph). While the appearance of two black Defenders and the Pinz raised quite a few eyebrows and stunted the town for about 30 minutes, the cows, chickens, horses and dogs really didn't give us a second thought.
On the far end of town, we arrive at the quazi-ranch house of the town matriarch. She's not there, so a local goes to find her. Time for some needed refreshment and take in the scenery.
Under a tree about 200 meters away, is some local wildlife; two Hiluxes grazing. This is the wildebeest of Guatemala. Make note of the tires on those beasts. They commonly range in these parts from 34"-37" and had a significant effect on our travels, and the park environmental stewardship. More on that later when I share lessons learned on driving techniques, observed best practices and responsible off roading.
Under a hot sun and covered with dust, we enjoy a Moza while we wait. The looming departure from civilization is every present as the jungle canopy lay within our sight from here. There is almost a group epiphany that compels us to carefully manage our ration of precious beer and water. In the jungle, what you take is what you have. James pulls us together to inbrief us, showing us a map of the Peten and where we are, where we are going.
We are oriented to the location of the recovery equipment, the food, first aid kit. He also briefs that we have about 40 gallons of water, which is enough for if I recall 1/2 gallon per person per day for personal use water (not including cooking), before next potential resupply. We are also briefed on local wildlife dangers. James starts talking about panthers, jaguars, tarantulas, scorpions, bla,bla bla....FLEUR DE LANCE. Ok James, you have my attention. One of the more venomous snakes in the world, common throughout Central America, hang in trees and in grass. Then we're briefed that before we get out of the vehicles in the jungle, to look out at branches, then look down on ground, then when you get out expand your view search area, and DO NOT go into the jungle thicket. Ok, I've heard this speech before. This sounds just like a convoy briefing in Iraq on IED safety that I've heard many times not so long ago. Just like back in Iraq, I'm saying in my head "I can't let my guard down on this trip, no matter how tired or excited I get. It only takes a moment".
We wait for about 20 minutes in the heat of the day. Bill, Lee and I have started a tradition of sharing a single beer between us, which is sustained as our standard operation procedure for short halts during all trail riding through the rest of the trip. It's not only good rationing, but breaks the dulldrum of the Camelback water bottle that is within arms reach at all times.
James and Graham eventually inform us to load up, we're heading to Dos Lagunas as our destination for the evening and first night encamped. This is starting to feel like military convoy operations. A whole new wave of excitement comes over me as the reality of heading into jungle canopy in Land Rovers, which has been a life long dream for me, is only moments away. We make a right turn on the town road heading North and in 300 meters, turn off the road onto a jungle trail. Anyone my generation probably remembers the "Bat Cave entrance" from the Batman TV series. That's what I called this picture (sans the road block sign that flipped down automatically".
As we enter the batcave, the sun quickly transitions from equatorial blazing heat, to broken light and finally dark shadows with fragments of scattered sunlight. I take my sunglasses off and set them in Defender's parcel tray while holding on to the dash grab handle as the road switches from gravel to jungle rut. I won't put the sunglasses back on for 4 days....