So you want to read about another van build, huh? What makes this one so different from all the others? Probably nothing. But you like reading the same story over and over. That's cool, I don't judge. Strap in for some reading before we get to the pictures. If you want. Or just scroll down to the good parts. Literally no one will know. Except that dude over at the NSA monitoring you. Say hi.
So we are building this thing ourselves. By we I mean my wife, Mandy, and I. But mostly I. She works full time. Building this thing is my full time. I retired aviation supply chain because I was sick of it (other than a small group of people with whom I worked closely on the day-to-day). Overall industry though? Is like the opposite of me. Anyways, none of that really matters. But it kind of does doesn't it? Now you have an idea of me. "Oh this guy must be wicked smart or some shiz." "He's probably loaded because airplanes." We also sold our house to embark on this project, so there goes those two theories. You'll get 'em next time.
WHY are we building this thing in the first place? Well, we love to travel. DUH. And we want to always be travelling. We're frustrated by the one or two weeks a year we actually get to do it. It's like a teaser each time. I won't discount that it's important to have something to look forward to though when you're on that 40-hour grind hashtag bossbxtch hashtag rise and grind. Or whatever. But we have been dreaming for years of being able to travel full time. This isn't even the first step, by a long shot. But it's the first step that you guys care about, so that's where we start. So, the backdrop of this build, the design intent if you will (or if you won't, I don't care, I'm still writing it), is full-time living for two adults; one tall, one small; and one dog. He's half pitbull, half husky. Since I'm technical, it's 3/4+1/4. A pitsky. His name is Loki and he's almost 9. He always gets ice cream at a local ice cream joint on his birthdays. And we make him wear a silly birthday hat and take his pictures. It's this whole big thing. He doesn't even care that we're embarrassing him, because he's shoving his snout into the ice cream dish the whole time. That's all he knows. You thought I was joking:
Anyway, I got sidetracked there about dog; back to the point. We like the rough roads. Gravel, unpaved, whatever. We used to like hardcore off-roading; I mean, we still do, we just don't DO IT anymore. And this van is not the vehicle for that anyways, that would just be impractical (read: dumb). So the two main takeaways are: 1) it has to be easy to use and B) it has to be rugged. If it's awkward or clunky or just plain dumb, we are going to be annoyed living in it every day. And if it starts falling apart, I'm going to be disappointed. In myself. This is what we used to wheel in though, if you care:
Before that was the same thing in blue. After that was a 1st gen 2003 Tacoma TRD with all the fixins. But now, since we're not wheeling, we're starting with a 2020 Sprinter Cargo 3.0L diesel 4x4 144" wheelbase high roof. That's a mouthful. Handsful? Because I typed it. I dunno. Whatever. I'm sure you lot have never seen one before (that's a JOKE), so it looks like this:
The only options that I think are relevant to you guys, and you'll see why later, is the auxiliary battery, wood cargo floor, and heated/power comfort seats with swivel bases. I think the rest is probably fluff. Like a rear view mirror. That has nothing to do with this thread so we won't even talk about it. Or how silly it is that that's a $35 option on the build sheet. I never saw a rear view mirror as an option; I always thought they were standard, or maybe even required? Surely that's in the FMVSS, no? But that's not important here. So I'm not even going to mention it.
So we are building this thing ourselves. By we I mean my wife, Mandy, and I. But mostly I. She works full time. Building this thing is my full time. I retired aviation supply chain because I was sick of it (other than a small group of people with whom I worked closely on the day-to-day). Overall industry though? Is like the opposite of me. Anyways, none of that really matters. But it kind of does doesn't it? Now you have an idea of me. "Oh this guy must be wicked smart or some shiz." "He's probably loaded because airplanes." We also sold our house to embark on this project, so there goes those two theories. You'll get 'em next time.
WHY are we building this thing in the first place? Well, we love to travel. DUH. And we want to always be travelling. We're frustrated by the one or two weeks a year we actually get to do it. It's like a teaser each time. I won't discount that it's important to have something to look forward to though when you're on that 40-hour grind hashtag bossbxtch hashtag rise and grind. Or whatever. But we have been dreaming for years of being able to travel full time. This isn't even the first step, by a long shot. But it's the first step that you guys care about, so that's where we start. So, the backdrop of this build, the design intent if you will (or if you won't, I don't care, I'm still writing it), is full-time living for two adults; one tall, one small; and one dog. He's half pitbull, half husky. Since I'm technical, it's 3/4+1/4. A pitsky. His name is Loki and he's almost 9. He always gets ice cream at a local ice cream joint on his birthdays. And we make him wear a silly birthday hat and take his pictures. It's this whole big thing. He doesn't even care that we're embarrassing him, because he's shoving his snout into the ice cream dish the whole time. That's all he knows. You thought I was joking:
Anyway, I got sidetracked there about dog; back to the point. We like the rough roads. Gravel, unpaved, whatever. We used to like hardcore off-roading; I mean, we still do, we just don't DO IT anymore. And this van is not the vehicle for that anyways, that would just be impractical (read: dumb). So the two main takeaways are: 1) it has to be easy to use and B) it has to be rugged. If it's awkward or clunky or just plain dumb, we are going to be annoyed living in it every day. And if it starts falling apart, I'm going to be disappointed. In myself. This is what we used to wheel in though, if you care:
Before that was the same thing in blue. After that was a 1st gen 2003 Tacoma TRD with all the fixins. But now, since we're not wheeling, we're starting with a 2020 Sprinter Cargo 3.0L diesel 4x4 144" wheelbase high roof. That's a mouthful. Handsful? Because I typed it. I dunno. Whatever. I'm sure you lot have never seen one before (that's a JOKE), so it looks like this:
The only options that I think are relevant to you guys, and you'll see why later, is the auxiliary battery, wood cargo floor, and heated/power comfort seats with swivel bases. I think the rest is probably fluff. Like a rear view mirror. That has nothing to do with this thread so we won't even talk about it. Or how silly it is that that's a $35 option on the build sheet. I never saw a rear view mirror as an option; I always thought they were standard, or maybe even required? Surely that's in the FMVSS, no? But that's not important here. So I'm not even going to mention it.