Pause for a rantā¦.
There are times when I rise in the morning and hate the world Iāve woken up to because of all of the stupid changes created in response to a declining collective intelligence continually actually making life worse.
Case in pointā¦the disappearance of 6ā beds in trucks. Iād always thought that useful features like a truck bed you could stretch out in for a good nights sleep when camping were inviolate.
Then Americans got FATā¦and then they got FATTERā¦.really FAT. And truck designers quickly realized that the extra cab trucks were dinosaurs, extinct. Because fat Americans could not fit comfortably in the back seats in the Xtra cabs. Not even Fat kids could fat in those cramped back seats.
The trend of accommodating Fat Americans resulted in the back seats of trucks growing bigger and bigger. Thus eventually culminating in the Dodge Mega Cab š„“
Bigger is better, right? Thatās what weāve always been told, right?
But wait a dang minuteā¦.here, with trucks bigger meant, that to accommodate the old, beloved 6ā and 8ā beds we'd grown up wi th and found so useful, trucks had to grow their wheelbases.
Wheelbases became so long that the trucks became harder to drive in town, harder to turn (U turns on two lane road? Fuggedaboutit,) and harder park in urban settings. And these new behemoths couldnāt even fit in regular home garages, and also in many cases couldnāt fit properly on crowded homeownersā short driveways in crowded cookie cutter subdivisions without blocking the public sidewalks. The HOA Naziās loved that one.
I personally know of this because, not that many years ago when we lived in the northern Rockies I had a Montana Cadillacā¦a full size, 8ā bed, crew cab 4 WD K2500. And while it was great for my construction work needs and was great for the camper we carried on it, it pretty much sucked for all other city driving uses. And caused me havoc when we moved and tried to find a new home that could accommodate the beast.
Because of the āgrowingā problem with truck sizes, the mothers of necessity ruling our culture came up with brilliant invention of the 54ā or 60ā or other COMPLETELY WORTHLESS truck beds..and ruined the pickup for ever. Final nail in the coffin guys (and FWIW, even a coffin has more room that a tiny truck bed).
So thanks fatties. This is on you! And No, donāt get me started about 16 1/2ā wide commercial airplane seats. š¤£
Rant overā¦