Road Report - Las Playas to Nogales
If there was a negative aspect to climbing the volcano in the morning and then driving the free roads through the jungle, it would be that I had to drive well past dark to reach my campsite. Driving into the night is not fun at all. Locals avoid it. Even at a routine inspection point, a police officer asked me, "What are you doing? Aren't you afraid?" Yep, I needed to get off the road ASAP. Not to mention I was exhausted from a full day. I finally located my campsite in the rain at 9:45pm. Playa Boca de Iguanas is about an hour north of Manzanillo.
The beach was beautiful, but it rained and rained. It was hot, extremely humid and the wind rarely blew. Without a doubt, my next truck mod is a fan in the tent. I opened all the screens and suffered a few mosquitoes just so I could feel the slightest breeze. To top it off, the tent started to collect water at both ends. I was stuck with a 4 foot square patch of dry padding to sleep on. When the morning finally arrived, I snapped a few beach pictures and anxiously packed up camp.
As I approached Puerto Vallarta, I wasn't sure what to expect. I'd heard a bit of everything during my research. Well, I can see why it is such a destination! It is a fascinating location. You have ocean & beaches. You have these incredible mountains that sprout right out of the water, AND they are covered with lush, massive jungle. It is a confluence of gorgeous natural phenomenon. From my early departure, I was ahead of schedule so I tried to locate a couple of back roads into the jungle. My map showed a couple of nice loops and a fleet of yellow Unimogs are doing jungle tours, so I know they exist. However, after 2 hours of dead end garbage dumps I called it quits and moved on.
North of Puerto Vallarta, my brother recommended Playa Chacala. Unexpectedly, when I arrived the beach was packed! Apparently it is a popular beach for Mexican family vacations. Everyone enjoying the beach stays at nearby hotels. So it wasn't long before people started to clear out allowing me to claim some prime real estate for my campsite. I soon made friends with the family next to my campsite. Our conversation started off like many others during my journey: "Are you traveling alone? Why? Oh... Here, eat something!" Fransisco and his family kept me entertained and well fed all day. I say we had a great time because they were the last group to leave for their hotel. Then next morning at 7am, I poked my head out of the tent and their they were! The first group back at the beach was set up right next door. "Greg! I have coffee for you!" You gotta love Mexican hospitality... Playa Chacala gets my 5 star recommendation.
Now play time was over. I had 2 days to get from North of Puerto Vallarta back to Phoenix. I needed to get to the Toll road and put down some serious kilometers. First, there was no Toll road. Then there was construction. Unfortunately, I allowed myself to get frustrated and peeved. When a wide open Toll road appeared, I was unable to deny the temptation to drive pretty fast. It wasn't long before I had a Federale chasing me down. Have you seen what they are driving these days? Black Dodge Chargers with blacked out wheels and lights mounted in those aggressive raked grills. A seriously intimidating looking machine! The Federale characters themselves are no picnic either... What happened next confirmed that my Spanish had reached a new plateau. He quickly informed me that I was just getting a warning, but he kept talking. He talked about the hassle of processing a foreigner with a foreign vehicle. He lectured me about my speed and safe driving. I began to think that he was simply stalling for a 'tip'. Next I jumped in and rattled off the longest continuous talk in Spanish of my life. I apologized, promised to slow down and admitted my mistake. Then, I just started talking about my journey so far, all the places I had been to, all the wonderful people I had met... Soon, He was shifting his weight from one foot to another... then he excused himself and sent me on my way. I bored him. Ha!
That night I camped in an open area a few miles outside of El Fuerte, near Los Mochis. The next morning, I had another Spanish breakthrough filling up with gas at the Pemex. I caught the attendant trying to cheat me out of some money. He had swapped my 200 peso bill for a 20 peso bill when I wasn't looking. Then claimed that I hadn't paid the full amount. The bills are different colors and easy to keep track of. Plus, I knew the 200 I handed him was ripped. I was 100% confident what had just happened, and I was furious. I lit into him with unconscious fury, all in Spanish. He quickly backed down and said that he just wanted to be sure I got my receipt.
I only tell those last two minor incidents to demonstrate that when I really needed Spanish, it was there for me. After 3 weeks and 3500 miles in Mexico, those were the only 2 negative encounters out of countless positive ones. Both worked out in my favor as well.
The final story of my trip happened outside of Magdelena after passing through the final toll booth. Last year, my brother and his wife had tough time crossing the border because their truck had mud on it. The US guards sent them back into Mexico to get it washed off before they could cross. A huge hassle. I knew that I wanted to just wash the truck before getting in the line to cross. Better safe than sorry. After leaving the toll booth, I pulled up to a store to buy a soft drink and use the restroom. Instantly, a couple of 10 or 11 year old window washers jumped on my truck to do their thing. I said "No, No, NO! I need the WHOLE truck washed. Can you do it?" Their little eyes popped out of their head like they had just hit the mother load. Good stuff.
Here are the pictures:
Thanks for following along and allowing me to share my journey.
Until next time,
Greg Stephens
All of the pictures from the Mexico 2007 trip can be seen here: