Well, I'm finally free and clear and officially onto another segment of my adventures with my new to me alaskan camper!
Unfortunately, my abilities to stealth camp with this new setup is near impossible....As I found out immediately on the first night.
Installation of the camper and the paperwork had taken longer than expected, which meant it was dark by the time I ended up leaving Apache campers(they were great - I highly recommend them).
Not knowing the area meant only one thing: find the nearest Walmart!
within minutes (it almost seems that you could be in the middle of Antarctica and this would be true), I found myself parked in what another EXPO member's son described as "the saddest campground ever". Not sure of the restrictions on this particular Walmart, aside from a sign stating "authorized persons only", I decided to err on the side of caution, and inquired the legalities of my temporary residence to the nearest disgruntled Walmart employee. He stated,"yeah, it's fine as long as you park on the perimeter. "
I was in! Ecstatic to finally sleep in my new camper for the first time, I found the flattest part of the lot and set up shop.
After a small glass of some bourbon, and using my oven for a "it's obviously not delivery, it's DiGiornio" pizza, I was ready to retire to my new place of slumber.
Around this time, my neighbor from a few parking spaces down - a true stealth camper - was what I assume harassed or had an attempted breaking and entering on his residence. what ensued was very dramatic! I heard several expletives ,then a separate vehicle starting and burning out while backing up. This was enough to finally catch my attention, and I peeked through my fogged windows to see the chaos that ensued. Apparently, the individual who was burning out and bluffing and wanting to run over the aforementioned stealth camper several times, caused enough trouble that the stealth camper drew his side arm and had it aimed at said individual!
Holy ****! I found myself in the middle of some serious Walmart drama tonight, didn't I?!
Fortunately, nothing happened and no one was shot. both parties ended up leaving the scene, allowing me some much needed repose....
As I-once again-prepared for my slumber, I heard a gentleman approaching my camper from several yards away (my window was cracked still from the previous drama).
The portly individual proclaimed they don't allow overnight camping at this particular Walmart, and suggested that I go next door to the Target where they "probably won't hassle you".
I let him know that I previously inquired about staying here for the evening, and that he should probably put up signs that weren't so obfuscated and general, such as the ones that were displayed at this particular location. ....not wanting to start any drama, although I was relatively annoyed by this, I said OK and said "have a good night".
Part of the reason for being somewhat chipper to leave was that I had a justifiable opportunity to once again disassemble the alaskan and work the hydraulic system to its traveling state!
I'm sure that routine will become old soon...
Upon arriving at the Target next door, I noticed that the same obfuscated rhetoric sign was placed on several light poles in the lot. I decided to not even bother with tempting fate, and found myself searching online for a place to legally stay. Luck would have it, just 20 minutes away off the 405 northbound, a rest area with free coffee was calling my name!
The following morning, my next stop was the Alaskan camper company, 1.5 hours south.
I made a quick stop in Olympia for some much needed real coffee (my only vice-fresh, organical beans)
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