Don't kid yourself. This truck was literally driven through Namibia by the owner of the website and given a positive review but you still hate it. It's fine, hate all you want but don't pretend you're being objective. Nothing you post is objective. I've stated 1000x times now in these threads that the JL is more capable, the LR is more comfortable but capable enough for any real, actual, trail. That's objective.
"I think it's ugly" is subjective.
Here's my take from all of these reviews-
- The 49K price tag was always a marketing gimmick- one of the most positive pieces of press it gets is how fun it is to drive, but the reviews of the base model engine are pretty consistent- the engine is a dog given how heavy the Defender is. So, the only way to get this thrill-enducing great driving experience which is probably it's strongest point- is to wind up in the almost $70K range
- The Stability Control system is non-defeatable and can be stifling in off-road situations
- To put it nicely, very few people care for the front-end- major miss on LR's part- especially when you consider that it isn't remarkable compared to the competition- most of the appeal of this is style- to have a LR Defender; it's not substance. If substance is your preference, there are clearly better choices.
- After spending thousands more for the electronics and incurring all of the complexity it creates and the limitations it brings for the aftermarket you still end up with a vehicle whose 4x4 system is no better than technology that has been in place for decades. Think about it- for all of the whiz-bang tinkering LR has been doing for decades they've yet to come up with a single set up that beats a Wrangler Rubicons beams and lockers- don't get me wrong- I appreciate their attempt, just not dazzled with the results.
- Also, there were reports of electrical glitches and leaks (shocking!) and while yes, these were prototypes- they were also THE prototypes LR chose to bring on a trip in which they chose where to go and when- if you can't get product right in your big launch- when you chose the time, place, manner and circumstances under which the world would be watching and you still screwed it up- I don't have much confidence in your execution. Think about it- it you went to a parachute product launch and the manufacturer said- Hey, we've got a significantly more complicated parachute; that to even scratch the surface of getting the best benefits of you'll need to pay substantially more for than the competition, and oh by the way, when we launched it some of them had the same screw ups that we haven't been able to figure out for years- would you be like, wow, I really can't wait to buy that parachute!
From these reviews it seems to me to be an overpriced Grand Cherokee or for someone who wants the lux swagger of a G-Wagon but doesn't have the $.
Not that you'll ever write anything positive (or balanced), but I'll give it one last shot.
-The base model P300 Defender, in the heaviest 110 trim, does 0-60 in 7.7 seconds. Are you really young, or do you not remember when trucks were slow?
-The stability control has *never* been an issue for me. EVER. And I'm in a much older rover.
-Fine, you think its ugly. See above, you don't like it, we get it. You've posted that 1000 times now.
-Really. REALLY. Decades ago we had awful solid-axle suspended vehicles with AWFUL ride quality and horrific street manners and worse traction control. Even the current JL is not good to drive on the road. And guess what, we all gotta drive on the road. So yes, they have significantly evolved and it *is* better. Remember, ultimate capability is not everyone's measure.
-Jeep also flubbed the welds on the frames of the first JL wranglers. Gimme a break. I said the same thing to everyone who kept going on about 'fiat quality.'
TLDR: Go buy a freakin Rubicon already, why are you still here and posting... you clearly hate this thing.