Just messing with'ya... If I could get over the fact that the front of the VX looks like a vampire, I might own one. Looks like you've had some fun with yours, too.
I get the snake comment a lot too. The guys in the office call the mars rover, or the moon rover. It gets made fun of a lot....of course, I like the first gen pontiac Azteks too. My parents had a yellow one. Too bad they didn't make a real 4wd version. Center console was an ice chest, integrated seats in the tailgate, as well as rear facing speakers that auto switched when tailgate was down. Rear stereo controls, custom airbed and tent for the vehicle. Neat car, ugly as sin, but me likey.
Bag to the trooper thread, I wish Isuzu would come back, but I doubt it will ever happen. Folks are into nice riding crossovers. Look at the new Grand Cherokee, rear IFS?! Offroad disaster, now they have 4 CVs to worry about breaking.
There was a proposed release of a 4dr Vehicross for the 2010 model year, but that was prior to Zu pullin out of the US market...