After around 16 years of scouring the internet for sales ads of Chevy Blazer Chalets and GMC Jimmy Casa Grandes, I've seen a particular pattern on ridiculous claims.
"All-original"
Uh, huh … with the exception of the clearly aftermarket wheels, larger diameter mudder tires, the lift kit, the repaint, aftermarket step bumper, cloth reupholstered seats, aftermarket tow hitch, aftermarket spare tire carrier, aftermarket stereo, aftermarket winch …. etc.
"Has all the original equipment."
Where's the factory-supplied jack and tire irons? Where's the factory spare tire carrier? Where's the factory-applied vinyl stripes?
Then there is one variant I ran across rather recently, which I quote verbatim:
"The interior is absolutely outstanding. Leather is mint."
Uh, no, that particular one actually has original coverings on the seats. Standard issue General Motors vinyl.
"No I don't need help selling it will only answer serious buyers."
Yes, you actually do need help, since you don't have the first clue what you are selling.