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So I told my horse and his brother another joke

bajasurf

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Just finished telling a joke to my horses which I named "Horse" (left side of photo) and his brother named "Horses´Brother" , which are better names than what my friends have tagged me with " Horses´Ass, but anyway, I think the really enjoyed the joke or were bored to yawning and tears. HorseJokes(April 29.2012).jpg
 
That wasn't just a joke, there was something dirty about it, and I'd be willing to bet it involved the arses on the other side of the pasture!
 
try to tell them another joke:

In osasis stoped some Jeep one day. Driver came into the coffee bar, ordered drink and said to the bartender:
You wouldn't believe what have just happen to me. My Jeep stoped in the desert (nothing new :-), so I'm looking on engine, suddenly came white horse, told me to clean the distributor and leave away. As I didn't have known what to do, I did what he said. And the engine started to work.
Bartender ask him: it was around 2 p.m. right? Yes, how do you know it? said driver. bertender answered: You are lucky man, around 4 p.m. there usually black horse pass through, and he knows nothing about repairing of cars...
 

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